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Continue reading →: The Weird Look
There’s a weird look you get… Well, not you, the Characters… it’s been caught 4K on camera. There’s online chatter. People trying to decipher it. Even some memes. It’s… security mode… But I’m not in the room. I’m in Australia. And we didn’t even reconnect, back then. The time, place…
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Continue reading →: Karaoke?
Were you there, at one of the mutual friends’ karaoke sessions? I don’t know, was I? (Thinking back… timelines)… It kind of doesn’t make sense… unless.. unless you were… LITTLE Mr Incognito?!?!!?!?!?! (Sheepish grin) WHAT??!!? So the bookstore wasn’t the “FIRST TIME” you’ve ever SEEN ME?!?!?!?! (Covering his face with…
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Continue reading →: No More Tik Tok?Mmm… I’m not gonna say “never” — it’s not like I’ll never go on Tik Tok again. I’m just not feeling it right now, these days… not since my last video on there. I thought that, since you just mentioned Vonda Shepard’s “I only wanna be with you” song in…
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Continue reading →: New Year’s DayWhat are you doing today, my dear? I’m thinking of going… to Costco… (quickly googling — is it open?! Okay, yes, should be…) Costco… wow… I don’t think… I probably haven’t been to Costco since… my childhood…? LOL — Do you wanna come with me to Costco when you’re here?…
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Continue reading →: House Clothes
What? Why are you staring at me? (Eyes, glistening, smiling) You look cute. (Weird, side-eye) I have no makeup on. My hair is in a ponytail. I have an ugly T-shirt and shorts on. I haven’t shaved. Even my eyebrows are starting to get overgrown… (Nodding, smiling) Very, very cute.…
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Continue reading →: Dog Groomers
You’re worried about something. Yes, I’m worried about the dog. What’s wrong with the dog? What’s making you worried? He hasn’t been groomed for weeks. It keeps getting pushed back because of the Christmas/New Year period. It’s like this every fucking year in Australia. The salon managers have to give…
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Continue reading →: The Real You
Do you think that… the real you… would’ve been as successful? Like, if you had just gone for the auditions, as the real you? No. 1000% NO. Why? You didn’t even like the real me! You let him go! No, but that was different… I mean as a public image.…
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Continue reading →: Titanic
You remember the shower. I do… Recently remembered? Yes. How do you feel about it? (Chuckles) Oh. I see… you don’t want to write about it on a public blog. LOL — can you blame me? Are you sure YOU want me to write about it on a public blog?!?!!?…
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Continue reading →: The Mainlander
Mainlander: “So how much does it cost to get Taiwanese citizenship?” Me: “What?!” (I have no fucking idea, I have never, ever paid attention to any of this) Mum: “You can’t buy Taiwanese citizenship.” Mainlander & Me both: “What?!?!” Mum: “You can’t buy Taiwanese citizenship! You can apply for Permanent…
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Continue reading →: “I’m not a spy!”
Yes. Okay. You’re not a spy. I don’t think a spy would have… potentially… whether diagnosed or undiagnosed MDPD… Not a spy… anymore. (LOL) Shut. Up! (Grinning) … You’re not a spy… because… A spy wouldn’t have to dress up as a bandage faced alcoholic randomly walking into a retail…
