I’m trying to survive the retrograde season my love.
Yeah… unfortunately… my stylist wanted to change my look…
Yes I saw that notification.
Of course they wanted to do it during a Venus Retrograde. This might actually be your first flop.
You think so?!?!
Well… it might be the first time you experience a growing percentage of the internet mocking you and calling you a “chopped unc” — out of touch, cringe, etc.
Wowowowooww… 🥰
You’re looking forward to it?!
Yes because then I can come home to see you! If they don’t want me anymore I can retire!!!
Ha… you’re the only K-pop idol in existence who is quiet quitting.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL 🤣🤣🤣
What do you think of all these celebrities and influencers turning into your fans babe?
Huh? I don’t think anything? They’re just acquaintance coworkers.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Well… the algorithm does try to introduce some other K-pop personalities onto my feed — but I just don’t care. But to be fair I don’t care about the Western artists either. Even TAYLOR SWIFT, I’ve been clicking “NOT INTERESTED” to try to get the algorithm to stop suggesting!
You haven’t been keeping up with TS?!
She’s not resonating for me right now.
I’m getting to know QTCinderella and Vanilla Mace and Maya Higa and some other Twitch streamers. I’m not even watching their content on Twitch but it’s on YouTube and it’s easily digestible.
Oh… yeah you keep mentioning QT…
I’m appalled that Taylor Swift has not done any public acknowledgement of QT who is a really big Swiftie she even had a Taylor Swift medley of songs walking down the aisle at her wedding! And she bakes! Doesn’t Taylor Swift care about Sourdough?
Why does this matter?! 😅
Because. This is who I’m following. And these are the dots that I’m connecting. As a viewer. As an audience. I’m just like, geez when is Taylor Swift going to get with the program and show up for QT?! It seems like the biggest missed opportunity. QT is who I’m following.
And if Taylor doesn’t acknowledge her then I park Taylor in the past. She was a figure of my pop culture periphery in past years. Anything that she currently shows up for doesn’t and hasn’t piqued my interest. If she suddenly shows up on a QTCinderella stream, that’s when I’ll feel like, “FINALLY!!!”
Oh… okay…
Anyway weren’t we talking about K-pop?
Yeah? What about it?
I think of myself now as a part-time fan.
LOL… WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
I just dive in and out of the topics. I’m not avidly following every free moment that I have.
Because now you’re following streamers?
Yeah. That pretty much sums it up.
Do you still wanna be a streamer?
No… the more I watch them the more I realise this is not for me. It’s fun to watch them. I wouldn’t want to do it.
Hahaha… who do you think I should be a guest on?
I dunno. Doja Cat?
Ohhhh… should I collab with Doja Cat?
Sure, why not?
Who else? Like a streamer not a pop star.
Jason The Ween?
You think so?
He just came to mind. Another one might be QTCinderella’s husband Ludwig?
You like Ludwig?
He’s like the Travis Kelce of Twitch Streamers.
Is he?!?!! 😅
In my opinion!
Lolololololol… anyone else?
Maya Higa. Go visit her animal sanctuary.
Oooohhh… I see…
You’re taking notes for when the bros go to military, aren’t you?
Lol… we also have new goals from the company.
What goals?
We’re supposed to help the younger groups get into the global market. Make them as popular as we are.
Well… I don’t know what to tell you babe. I’m not Gen Alpha enough. What do the staff say?
They have some ideas…
Well? I don’t have any other input about that. I’m just gonna be selfish about this — can you say yes to whatever will get you home to me sooner?
Okay…
Does that make sense?
YES 🤓✅️
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