Were you there, at one of the mutual friends’ karaoke sessions?
I don’t know, was I?
(Thinking back… timelines)… It kind of doesn’t make sense… unless.. unless you were… LITTLE Mr Incognito?!?!!?!?!?!
(Sheepish grin)
WHAT??!!? So the bookstore wasn’t the “FIRST TIME” you’ve ever SEEN ME?!?!?!?!
(Covering his face with a cushion, hiding devilish laughter)
THIS WHOLE RELATIONSHIP IS A LIE!!!
(LOLOLOLOLOLOL)
No. I wasn’t physically there. But older brother took videos. Remember? People had digital cameras in the early 2000’s.
(SHOCKED) (Mouth open, jaw dropped) He took VIDEOS of ME?!?!?!? SINGING?!?!?!?!?!
It’s in a Vault now. I’ve got those files. Nobody else has those files.
They better NOT!!!
(Actually tearing up, crying from laughter — for real) I’ve never truly cried while LAUGHING.
I do it all the time. People think I’m weird. I’m living the laugh-cry emoji!
Oh, baby, you don’t know… I watch those videos all the time…
But I’m not HER. Anymore.
Yeah… you’re not… you’re an improved model.
What?! I’m older. And fatter. Even my skin is not as nice.
That’s not true at all. That’s YOUR OPINION. I disagree. You’re aging like fine wine. And I love wine… MMmm….
(Shaking my head) Alright. I gotta go get ready to go to Costco.
Say it?
I Love you…
I Love You TOO!
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