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    Journos

    Editor: What is this? Why are you going down this angle with this draft? It’s unnecessary. Journo: What do you mean it’s unnecessary?! I feel like I’m unravelling a Truth here. I feel like, this is gonna be a big story amongst his fans! Editor: It’s not a story. This…

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    Memes

    Memes? I can see the memes… What memes? “50 Shades of… Common Name…” (Laughing) Cockroaches… all over your face… something about pustular acne… (Laughing more) Some kind of… hero’s journey… a quest… for a jewel or something… (Chuckles) Who’s making all these memes?!!? I think… they’re Cheeky Fans… Cheeky Fans?!…

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    Cockroaches

    Cockroaches

    Cockroaches?! (Shudders) Yes… I just had a dream about cockroaches… Ughhh? That’s nasty… Yeah. Was it more of a nightmare? Actually… no… I was living in an apartment, in the dream — I often dream of apartments, actually — and it had cream walls, it was similar to one of…

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    My Millennial Man

    He didn’t even show mewho he wasin “work mode” — all thoseyears ago. He talkedabout it, he talked andtalked — it felt like a loftyidea. “Did you knowthat I can moon walk?”Smiles and chuckles.Oh yeah? Show me.“Nah — I won’t show you just yet…”You’ll see it.On stage, one day. Yes,…

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    The Hat

    What hat? On your Instagram stories… Oh yeah, that hat… do you like it? Well, it looks pretty big… I was going to send it to you if you liked it — with a postcard! (Wink wink) (LOL) Well, I don’t mind it, but do you really think my head…

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    Europe N2

    Did you see it? Yes, baby, I’ve seen some preliminary footage…? I’ve learned now… it will come out in dribs and drabs in the first few hours after the event… when I actually “wake up” tomorrow morning in Australia — okay, technically it is tomorrow morning as I’m typing, but…

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    Ideas

    Where are you getting all these ideas from? These recent posts? You’re not remembering conversations we’ve had in the past… I’m genuinely learning a lot of new things as I’m reading these… recent posts… I’m going over conversations I’ve had in the past with the Taiwanese guy — but your…

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    Snail Mail

    Snail Mail

    Why don’t you just… write me a FUCKING… POSTCARD?!?!?!? What?!?!?!! You know?!?! A POST. CARD. Like from the 90s!!! Just write me a POSTCARD — from wherever you are in the world! You’re always travelling. It doesn’t have to be email — you don’t have to worry about cybersecurity interceptions.…

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    Date Nights

    What do you think our date nights will look like… when we really become a comfortable, happy couple living together? (For the most part… whatever’s practical with both our calendars)… Hmmm… I’m not sure… maybe go out to restaurants? Go to jazz bars? That type of thing? Maybe… but would…

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    Long Distance Relationship

    I was once a volunteer at the Brisbane Writer’s Festival. I met another volunteer — I forgot her name — and she was from, either England, or Ireland, or America or Canada — another English speaking, but far away country… She told me about how she moved to Australia for…

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