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    Skin Breathing

    Skin Breathing

    I just showered… Did you think about me?! (Chuckles) A little bit… briefly… Only briefly?! Well, I also had to focus on exfoliating… What products do you use to exfoliate? Lately I’ve been using… Fenty Skin Cherry Dub Triple Action AHA Body Scrub… That’s such a fuckin’ LONG ASS NAME…

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    Maid, Mother, Prostitute

    Where are you going with this? It’s the three main archetypes of a Woman. Oh…? What’s a Man? I’m not sure, I haven’t thought about it that much… maybe the Man is always Breadwinner? Hmm… Breadwinner… Defender… Protector… Yeah. Maybe… something like that? Do you feel sad that you’re my…

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    De-Clutter

    De-Clutter

    I feel like… I need to set aside more time to clean the house… I can’t keep writing incessantly like this! Awww… but I love reading everything you write, and it doesn’t even take me that long to read? I can’t get enough of it!!! Yeah… but… I don’t know……

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    Asian Bonding? (North-East)

    Asian Bonding? (North-East)

    So what do you bond with other Asians about? I don’t think I do, babe… I don’t think I’ve ever had to sit around with a group of Asians and be like, “Oh yeah, I’m lactose intolerant — that makes me Asian, just like you!” — ?! I don’t have…

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    Still thinking about milk…

    Why is this bothering you?!?! It’s not bothering me, but I’m just still thinking… that’s not normal… (Laughing) What do you MEAN it’s not NORMAL!?!!? It’s totally NORMAL HUMAN THING to DRINK MILK. Yes… I know that… but it’s not normal… for ASIANS……. was the other housemate also Asian? Yes……

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    Old People’s Songs

    Old People’s Songs

    I think that Gen Z or anyone in the younger years (but still 18+) that comes across this blog and click on the “100 Love Songs” page are going to be like, “Hmm… these songs are so old…?!?!” — Like there’s “NO WAY” this is real — she can’t possibly…

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    Pony (Ginuwine)

    Pony (Ginuwine)

    (蠟筆小新 laugh)… (Chuckling) Why are you… bringing up this song…? (Raising eyebrows, smiling) (Chuckling and giggling)… You wanna ride my… pony? (Hysterical giggling) (About to take his shirt off) There’s been fan edits… (Puts his shirt back down) Oh? Fan edits… with THIS SONG… (Laugh-crying) (Nodding and laughing) What are…

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    ALLEGEDLY

    So how do we know that it doesn’t really happen the other way around? How do we know if Taylor Swift doesn’t allegedly financially abuse Travis Kelce?! ALLEGEDLY. ALLEGEDLY. EVEN FOR A FICTIONAL BLOG. THIS IS FUCKING ALLEGEDLY AND FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!!! (What the FUCK?!?!!?) Yeah — okay — without…

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    The hard stuff to talk about

    What does financial abuse mean to you? What are you definitions of that? I know there’s lots of books out there already, in 2025, but what does it mean to you? It’s when a husband… prints out the credit card bills — highlights, every line that he thinks is ridiculous,…

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    Groceries

    You’ve finally made your decision about groceries? Yes… I think so… What is it? Yes or no? Am I paying for them or not? (Laughing) — Sometimes you’re really BLUNT, you know that?! (Laughing) Am I?!?! Is it from my culture?!!? As a man?!?!?! (Laughing) I don’t know?!?! MAYBE?!?!?! I…

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