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Continue reading →: Skype Rules
(Chuckling) Why are you laughing? Because I’m just waiting for the “Skype Rules”… Well… okay, fine. How do I say this? What are you trying to say? Well… you don’t technically need to buy me a Barbie phone… Oh? I don’t? I already bought it! (LOL) Well… I can have…
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Continue reading →: LandlineDid you… used to call me on a landline…? Yes. You’re starting to remember? Vaguely… Then the number stopped working… We changed the number. Oh? You didn’t tell the mutual friends? No… and… you weren’t the reason… I wasn’t? No… (Shaking head) Definitely not… So what happened? I can’t talk…
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Continue reading →: Lavender OilI’m convinced Taylor Swift was dating someone who wore lavender essential oils when she wrote “Lavender Haze” — (Laughing his head off) Why?! Because — I feel the lavender haze creepin’ up on meSurreal, I’m damned if I do give a damn what people sayNo deal, the 1950s shit they…
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Continue reading →: Dinner
What are you having for dinner, My Love? Mmm… let me just list it out for you: Organic, grass-fed, carbon neutral beef meatballs Half white rice, half black rice combo Carrots, peas, cauliflower Kimchi Green Goddess dressing And to drink: Organic, no-sugar Pomegranate Kombucha (Laughing) What’s so funny? Just even…
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Continue reading →: Best Song of the Eras Tour…?What was Taylor Swift’s best performance of the Eras Tour? In your opinion? She didn’t do it. She didn’t? No — she didn’t do what I would’ve wanted, and I didn’t even know that I wanted it until I just came across a random Instagram account yesterday that did their…
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Continue reading →: Guitar Riffs
No, I’m still re-watching “Always” at Wembley stadium (1995) by Bon Jovi and you know what it is?! You know what it really is?! It wasn’t only Jon — I think ALL of them were newly or recently married by then?! It was like, they were ALL in LOVE with…
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Continue reading →: Always (Wembley, 1995)You really like that performance? By Bon Jovi? Yes… I’m re-watching the documentary today… I’m watching it too! We’re watching it together… Yeah… that performance… I think it’s the most romantic performance in the history of modern music. WHAT?!?!?!?!!?!?!? That is a HUGE accolade to give them… Yeah… Have you…
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Continue reading →: Caravan Around Australia?If I flat out say “No” — that would simply crush your dreams. As a good wife, I would never flat out say “No” to that… I’m going to say… “I don’t really see it in the near future…” Why not? Because — you’re still in your prime — you’re…
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Continue reading →: How much longer?How long do you think we’re going to be doing this for? You and your bros? As you are? Pretty much… how long do you think it’s going to go on for? I think you all still have many decades left in you… as a group… Many decades?!?!?! How many…

