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    Skype Rules

    (Chuckling) Why are you laughing? Because I’m just waiting for the “Skype Rules”… Well… okay, fine. How do I say this? What are you trying to say? Well… you don’t technically need to buy me a Barbie phone… Oh? I don’t? I already bought it! (LOL) Well… I can have…

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    Landline

    Landline

    Did you… used to call me on a landline…? Yes. You’re starting to remember? Vaguely… Then the number stopped working… We changed the number. Oh? You didn’t tell the mutual friends? No… and… you weren’t the reason… I wasn’t? No… (Shaking head) Definitely not… So what happened? I can’t talk…

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    Lavender Oil

    Lavender Oil

    I’m convinced Taylor Swift was dating someone who wore lavender essential oils when she wrote “Lavender Haze” — (Laughing his head off) Why?! Because — I feel the lavender haze creepin’ up on meSurreal, I’m damned if I do give a damn what people sayNo deal, the 1950s shit they…

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    Dinner

    What are you having for dinner, My Love? Mmm… let me just list it out for you: Organic, grass-fed, carbon neutral beef meatballs Half white rice, half black rice combo Carrots, peas, cauliflower Kimchi Green Goddess dressing And to drink: Organic, no-sugar Pomegranate Kombucha (Laughing) What’s so funny? Just even…

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    Best Song of the Eras Tour…?

    Best Song of the Eras Tour…?

    What was Taylor Swift’s best performance of the Eras Tour? In your opinion? She didn’t do it. She didn’t? No — she didn’t do what I would’ve wanted, and I didn’t even know that I wanted it until I just came across a random Instagram account yesterday that did their…

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    Guitar Riffs

    No, I’m still re-watching “Always” at Wembley stadium (1995) by Bon Jovi and you know what it is?! You know what it really is?! It wasn’t only Jon — I think ALL of them were newly or recently married by then?! It was like, they were ALL in LOVE with…

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    Always (Wembley, 1995)

    Always (Wembley, 1995)

    You really like that performance? By Bon Jovi? Yes… I’m re-watching the documentary today… I’m watching it too! We’re watching it together… Yeah… that performance… I think it’s the most romantic performance in the history of modern music. WHAT?!?!?!?!!?!?!? That is a HUGE accolade to give them… Yeah… Have you…

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    Caravan Around Australia?

    Caravan Around Australia?

    If I flat out say “No” — that would simply crush your dreams. As a good wife, I would never flat out say “No” to that… I’m going to say… “I don’t really see it in the near future…” Why not? Because — you’re still in your prime — you’re…

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    How much longer?

    How much longer?

    How long do you think we’re going to be doing this for? You and your bros? As you are? Pretty much… how long do you think it’s going to go on for? I think you all still have many decades left in you… as a group… Many decades?!?!?! How many…

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    Vlogs

    Vlogs

    Why don’t you just watch my Vlogs when you miss me? Because… now that I know what they’re actually about, I don’t really want to watch them. What do you think they’re “actually” about? You put in Easter Eggs in there… for me… (Chuckles) TOO MANY fucking Easter Eggs! It’s…

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