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    Law Ball

    I have to tell you about the Law Ball. You have to tell me about the Law Ball?! Yes. It’s a funny story. And relatively harmless… I think? (Puzzled) I forgot which year it was… but I think it was… 2005? Oh? Yeah. I think I was still in my…

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    The Last Heat Wave

    This has to be the last Summerof this kind of heat wave. My parents’ house — there’s noair-conditioning. We neverinstalled it. My parents thoughtit was unnecessary. True. I’m alive. It’s alright.This house has enough ventilation,I’m okay… Your house has air-conditioning.I’m 1000% sure of it. I’ll be therenext Summer. I’ll be…

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    Water

    Your element.Your friend.My thirstquenched as alwaysin your arms only.My man.

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    Wedding Night

    1:00 am — That was exhausting, I’m so done… Yeah… do you want to take a shower? I can’t, I’m too tired… let’s take a bath? Okay… let’s take a bath… Brush our teeth first! Before the bath… (They brush their teeth first before the bath)… (She falls asleep in…

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    Chapel Service

    Who’s walking you down the aisle? My Dad…? And… my brother? Both of them? Maybe…? (Stunned) That’s a little… scary for me… Is it?! Why? Well… it’s a little intimidating… it was already intimidating with your Dad, now your BROTHER, too!?!! (Quivering) (Shrugs shoulders) I think… it kinda means something…

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    Bachelor Party (Cont…)

    The guys aren’t letting up about this… they now want to get me a “stripper surprise” at the bowling alley — so a stripper shows up at the bowling alley and then… yeah… is that alright? (Shrugs shoulders) It’s a Bachelor’s Party… what am I gonna say? You can say…

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    Bachelor Party?

    I don’t think you need me to tell you how to run or host your own Bachelor Party… Yes I do. I want my wife to tell me how to run or host my own Bachelor Party. I don’t have any ideas. Literally, I am fine just doing nothing. No…

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    Hen’s Night

    What do you want to do for your Hen’s Night? I don’t know… Karaoke? (Chuckles) That’s all that you’d want to do for your Hen’s Night?! First of all — I don’t want it anywhere close to the actual wedding day. I don’t have the energy for that. It needs…

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    No Bouquet Toss

    You don’t want a bouquet toss? (Shaking head) I don’t like that kind of atmosphere… I don’t want women competing with each other to be “the one” who gets the bouquet. I just want a giant rose stem display that sort of looks like a giant bouquet. Maybe this is…

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    Psychic Premonitions

    Psychic Premonitions

    Psychic: The Wedding… ahhh… your wedding is going to feel like a bit of a circus, to the both of you… it’s not either of your natures — but you’re doing it. You’re both going through with it — for the parents, to meet cultural and societal expectations… but it’s…

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