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Continue reading →: ComediansDo you want… Ronny Chieng at our wedding? As a… guest?! (Raising one eyebrow) No, not as a guest. As entertainment. Do you want Ronny Chieng to do like, a 10 to 15 minutes stand-up segment? (Weird expression) I don’t think… you’re… that… “powerful”!? “Influential”?! Even as a genre celebrity…?!?!?!!…
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Continue reading →: “Getting Married” song…
What song? I have no idea how to search for this song… I can only sing a tiny bit of it and the lyrics are so mumbled, all I know is that “getting married” and the words “come on” are in the lyrics and then when I search for that…
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Continue reading →: Gossip: WAG Theories
What gossip? Is it about us?! No, not about us… but… there’s definitely a “WAG” on one of your bros’ Instagrams, isn’t there? (Peering) NO?!?!!? There most definitely is NOT a “wife” or “girlfriend” on there! What have you been scrolling tonight?!?!!? “There’s definitely a WAG on one of your…
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Continue reading →: Doesn’t Matter
He doesn’t matter, does he? Who? The ex that you thought you were going to marry? Did he propose? No, he didn’t propose at all. It really was my own delulu — I just assumed that we were going in that direction. He never proposed to me. (Listening…) There was…
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Continue reading →: Dinner (Thursday Night)
Did you have dinner? Yes… What did you eat? Organic, grass fed… whatever I said last time, meat balls… (Nodding) Good, good… what else? Actually after work I already had a bowl of Shin Ramyun so this is like 2nd dinner so it was just the meatballs… Oh… okay then……
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Continue reading →: Truth or Fiction?
Did that really happen? Did what really happen? That whole “Nicholas Cage” story you just wrote… It was either the real Nicholas Cage or an uncanny lookalike, who also happened to have an Asian wife or partner or girlfriend or whoever that was, sitting next to him. And… did you…
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Continue reading →: Nicholas Cage
Friend 1: Okay, we’re going to the Korean BBQ place for dinner, is that okay? Me: Yeah. Sure. Whatever. Meet you guys there at 6. … (We get to the restaurant at 6)… Friend 2: Why are we having dinner at a Korean BBQ when she’s supposed to be trying…
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Continue reading →: Spray TansI think you want someone blonde, spray-tanned with blue eyes. That’s just… typical Australian beauty standards. Yeah. I think you’re still very Aussie, deep down. I think that’s what you actually LIKE… I never said that. I would never say that. Don’t you ever try to catch me saying that…
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Continue reading →: Hair ContemplationsYes my Hunny Bunny, what’s wrong?! (Chuckles) Why are you calling me that? I don’t know… I’m just in a mood to call you my Hunny Bunny… sometimes I call the dog that too… (Chuckles) You seem a little down about something… that’s why I’m poking fun. What’s wrong?! (Sigh)……
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Continue reading →: Ronny C
What if that guy had been Ronny Chieng? What? The Law Ball stalker… what if that guy had been Ronny Chieng?! (LOL) The Comedian from the Daily Show? Ronny Chieng?! Yeah. Google it. He went to Unimelb around the same time as you and my older brother and all the…
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