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    Witchy Blessing

    Witchy Blessing

    We might be… blessed by a Witch… (ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!!?!??!! Is that… okay? Is that going to be… okay?!?!?! (Nodding) (Wiping tears from laughter) Nobody else is around. This ISN’T part of the Vogue features. Some of the Pagans won’t even show up to the Chapel. It’s literally like…

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    Pagan Photo-Ops

    Pagan Photo-Ops

    You want Pagan Photo-Ops? Some time in between the Chapel and the Reception… I want to wear something like Taylor Swift’s green goddess dress… and there’s like a Pagan pentagram made out of wood backdrop — and we’re taking photos with the Witchy friends and the goth girls, boys and…

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    Horror Movie Lounge

    Horror Movie Lounge

    (Cackling already at the title)… Yes, My Love? (Laughing) I just had an idea… What idea?!?!? Does it have anything to do with the title?!?!? Are we still talking about our Wedding plans?!?!?!!? (Laughing and nodding… laugh-crying) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……………… Please! Tell me more!!! What about this idea?!?!?!?! Well… (deep breaths from…

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    Ice-Cream

    Ice-Cream

    You’re having ice-cream? Yes… it’s too hot in Australia today… How hot? 34 degrees Celsius… Is it that hot? It’s hot enough for ice-cream… True. What kind of ice-cream are you eating? Haagen Dazs. Is it your favourite ice-cream brand? It’s up there… in the Top 10? Top 5? Maybe……

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    Hair

    Are you balding? (LOL) No? Are you sure? You’re a millennial man in his late-30s, it’s not abnormal for you to start balding… I’m not balding. Do my characters look like they’re balding?! I don’t know… are they wearing wigs?! (LOLOLOLOL) No… they’re not wearing wigs? Are you SURE?!?! Yes!…

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    2040

    We’re renewing our vows in 2040. We are? Yes. 13th anniversary. It’ll be Taylor Swift themed or whatever. It’ll be fun. Oh? It’s going to be on a private beach in Cambodia. It is?!?! Wow you’re being really ASSERTIVE about this one?! Yes. Because you were being so weird about…

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    Lawyers

    How many lawyers are coming to our wedding? I don’t know… one? As far as I can immediately think of…? One lawyer? Yes, my high school friend… High school friend who’s a lawyer… so… a girl? A woman? (Nodding) Yes… That’s all? Well — I don’t actually stalk all my…

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    Tell me more

    What? What else can you tell me about your other cousins’ babies? (LOLOLOLOL) On a PUBLIC BLOG?!?!?!?!!? Please… you’re very creative… (Sigh) He actually kind of… just in these photos… looks a bit like… one of your bros?! ONE OF MY BROS?!?!?! (Laughing) — which isn’t my side of the…

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    New Life

    My cousin just had a baby… Your cousin?! Taiwanese cousins?! Yes — not the political ones — just another cousin. Oh? They just messaged in the family group chat. At the same time that we were planning our future wedding during this planetary alignment of 21st January 2025 — my…

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    Lonesome Planet

    Have you… travelled alone? Yes. Why do you ask? I don’t know, I am just finding it hard to picture you travelling alone… it seems that even with fan spottings, there’s always reports of you seemingly having a “handler” or someone else with you… someone that seems like a manager…

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