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    Basia Bulat vs. TTPD?

    Basia. WHAT?!?!?! You just said you didn’t even want to make an official verdict?! An official verdict overall — but if you’re asking me, Basia Bulat’s first two albums versus Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department, including the Anthology — Basia wins. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THE?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT IS YOUR REASON?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? She’s got…

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    Taylor vs. Basia?

    Phwoarrrrr~~~ You’re asking me a VERY CONTROVERSIAL question!!! I wanna know. TRUTH. Not fiction. (Sigh) This is just in terms of the “folk” style albums that Taylor actually has though, right? So it’ll be Folklore/Evermore compared to Basia Bulat’s first two albums? Because I haven’t even caught up with the…

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    Hot or Cold?

    Hot or Cold?

    Do you prefer hot or cold environments? These days… probably cold…? You used to say hot… what changed? I think it changed since… I started working at the chocolate shop. (Chuckles) ?!?!?! Chocolate needs to be kept at 12 — 18 degrees Celsius. I pretty much got used to working…

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    Little Waltz (Basia Bulat)

    Little Waltz (Basia Bulat)

    Umm… I didn’t know you like this folk artist, Basia Bulat…? You just gave her like, 7 slots on your “100 Love Songs” list — she’s only second to Taylor Swift the way this list is evolving!!! What the Hell!??!?! — Since when did you start liking Basia Bulat…? Since……

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    Baby Swiftie

    Baby Swiftie

    How was work today, My Love? It was pretty normal… but towards the end a little girl absolutely made my day. Oh? A little girl? Yes — she came in wearing a pink Eras Tour T-shirt, and matching pink shorts. It was the cutest thing!!! Oh? What umm… culture… do…

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    Hargow

    Hargow

    Baby, did you eat? Yes, darling… I finished work, came home… heated up some prawn dumplings… You like prawn dumplings? I like — all sorts of dumplings. But yes, I had a packet of prawn dumplings and I heated some up after work. I ate a lot of calories. GOOD!…

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    Glasses

    Glasses

    Who is that? Huh?! It’s me?! What?! Why are you wearing glasses? Are those prescriptions? Yes… I told you, I’m slightly short-sighted… But you don’t even wear glasses at work. I’ve never seen — in any of your social media — even photos when out with friends, you never wear…

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    Love Letter

    So… all your characters… whenever it’s on camera — any interactions… it’s a… love letter? To me? (Smiling) You’ve figured it out today? It’s been… at the back of my mind… for a while… but I’ve seen some other content on social media recently… and yeah… it all points in…

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    Millennial Man

    Millennial Man: I forced him to break up with you. Me: Who’s talking right now?! What?! Huh?! Millennial Man: I forced Trainwreck to break up with you. He wasn’t good enough. He was a little shit. I forced him to break up with you. I said to him, “You need…

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    Suit Colours

    Suit Colours

    Which of my characters… do you find… MOST attractive? (Chuckling) Why are you asking…? I’m never gonna meet them anyway…?! Yes but when I’m me — I’m still a me version of me — Does that make sense?! Like I could still be me but dress similarly to the characters,…

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