Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Babe I need to tell you something.

What is it my love?

Last night, as I was getting out of the carpark, I had trouble with the boom gate. And then the car behind me honked at me.

Of course, I was just about to get going anyway.

Uhuh…

But you know what I wish I could have done?

U wanted to confront the honker?

Well.

Perhaps this can only happen in a movie or a comedy skit.

It would’ve been dangerous to confront the honker babe. Especially if they’re already impatient enough to be honking.

I wanted to say:

DON’T YOU THINK I’M TRYING MY BEST ALREADY?

DON’T YOU THINK I’VE HAD A LONG DAY?

DON’T YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD BE LEAVING IF I COULD?

Lol… they probably had a long day too.

WHERE IS THE PATIENCE?!

WHERE IS THE COMPASSION?!

WHY DO THESE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!

I AM SO WEARY OF HUMAN SELFISHNESS.

THAT’S WHAT I KEEP BEING CONFRONTED WITH. EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.

Sigh… I know what you mean…

But what if the honker was like “my wife is pregnant we gotta get her to the hospital”

Bruh that is NOT what was going on in that honker’s car.

Hahahhahaaa 🤣 but WHAT IF?!

Urgh.

I HAD A LONG DAY TOO.

THEY WERE FUCKING RUDE.

Yes. Yes they were.

I wish I was there. You wouldn’t even have to deal with the boom gate, we’d have a chauffeur.

🥺❤️ I wish you were here too…

How was dinner with the Visitors?

Sigh. Just polite acquaintance dinner babe.

Yeah……. so you couldn’t really switch off.

IT WAS A LONG FUCKING DAY.

Yeah…

I do appreciate the Visitors.

But you’re also an introvert my love. If they had picked another time when you’re not already drained from work I’m sure you would’ve had a better catch up…

Well… in an ideal, unproblematic utopia…

Lol… 😅

What Heaven is there for us in the next life if all these Universes are still filled with other Souls of ASSHOLES?!

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stupid fucking honker.

I HOPE THEY DIE IN A CAR CRASH!

Yes babe. I’m sure they will, with that pattern of impatience.

Thank you love. You understand me.

I do 💋