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Money Saviour

Babe…

Mmm?

I’m still thinking about Trixie Mattel…

Lol… okay?

Which video?

Trixie answers web search questions or something…

Uhuh…

“Is Trixie Mattel rich?” and she said, “in one word, yes” lol…

๐Ÿ˜… hahaha…

But then she went on to explain like she worked her way from nothing. Another part of the video she’s saying she always identified as “white trash” or growing up in white trash? But also she is a quarter native American… but that’s not my full point…

Uhuh…

She was saying that, it feels good to have money when it’s stuff like, her sister needs a new car and she can buy it for her. Or her Mum needs a knee replacement, she can pay for the procedure in cash, no need for health insurance.

Mmmm…

Do u feel that way about me?

OF COURSE

So u really wanna help me… with money?

I wanna be your HUSBAND and do whatever a good husband is supposed to do. If u want me to provide EVERYTHING — babe, I will happily provide everything!

I even tried to give you an LV bag last year!

Yes… but… u didn’t INTRODUCE YOURSELF. You were Mr Incognito! How can I accept a random LV bag from a random Incognito?!

(Smirks and giggles)… ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’•

Why did u even want to offer it?

Because that’s just how I am when I’m around u in real life! I want to spoil u. I want to show u my LOVE LANGUAGE thru GIFT GIVING.

Oh yeah… gift giving love language…

I didn’t walk into the store planning to gift u that bag but in that moment. With our little interaction, I immediately felt, “I wanna give her something tangible to remember me” so I wanted u to have the bag!

I was thinking “That’s like over $1000 bag I’m not randomly accepting that kind of gift!” U could’ve given me a KEY RING or something SMALL. Something less than $50!!!!!!!!!!

๐Ÿ˜ณ… u wanted… something less than $50?

It’s not that I want something less than $50.

But I would feel comfortable accepting a gift — just a small gesture — that was less than $50.

An LV bag that’s worth thousands of dollars is for Christmas or anniversaries or birthdays or valentine’s days… it’s not a random occasion gift!!!

๐Ÿ˜ณ… (still thinking back)… if I had just gotten u a small… key ring?

Yes!!! Like a little $30 key ring from Gorman!

Gorman?!??!

Sigh…



Okay it’s on sale right now but it WAS $29!

That’s what u wanted?!?!?!! ๐Ÿ˜ณ

It’s just an example… I just randomly thought about it as we were chatting…

I don’t need that exact key ring but that’s just an EXAMPLE of a nice small gesture…

And u would… use it?

OF COURSE. “YOU HAVE THE KEY TO MY HEART SO I’M GONNA GIVE U A KEY RING SO EVERY TIME U GRAB UR KEYS UR THINKING OF ME” — ISN’T THAT ROMANTIC?!?!?!?!

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ I never thought of it that way…

Sigh…

I don’t like locks.

I like key rings.

Whyyyy don’t u like locks?

It seems so closed off!

๐Ÿ˜ณ I thought it’s like…. only you can unlock my heart

We’re not in an S&M relationship!!!

Eheheheheh… ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

I… like… key rings. And yes, I would use it if u gave it to me. Less than $50.

How about less than $500?

Sigh — why so expensive for a key ring?!

Babe, I wanna spoil u… ๐Ÿฅบโค๏ธ

Sigh…

What else do u want?

Nothing.

That’s not true. What’s on the wish-list?

Sigh… it’s not so much wishes it’s more like… maybe we do need a “family members needing emergency hospital ๐Ÿฅ” etc bank account… ?

U want to set aside some funds for that in a separate account?

An emergency account. Yes. I’ll feel more at ease if we have one.

Okay…

So we don’t touch it unless we absolutely have to.

Yes.

It’s not the account for going shopping or buying cars and houses.

No… it’s not…

Sigh… my mother is talking on the phone very loudly to some aunties…

Is that… annoying?

Yes… and… I’m not sure if she’s starting to lose her hearing…

Oh?

I don’t know babe… have u thought about in the future? What if u start having hearing troubles?

Okay we need 2 accounts. One for us and our medical bills, the other for family members who might need assistance.

Lol… ur hoping to fix it all with money?

Well, if we can get the best care possible that money can buy?

Sigh… yeah…

I don’t want u to worry… I want u to feel relaxed about money. And growing old. And everything else in life. Because I’m here to take care of it all for you. I’m your husband!

๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธ… why am I… so lucky?

Because you’re my Soul Mate and I love you and you love me ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ