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Jay Chou concert?

Do u wanna go to a Jay Chou concert?

He’s had them already. December 2024, the tickets sold out in 5 minutes.

🫠 Not literally 5 minutes…

Yes!!! Literally 5 minutes! You can google! These are facts!

πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘ … 5… minutes… wtf….

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 he’s got more concerts in Hong Kong later this year but it clashes with your concerts! We ain’t goin to no Jay Chou concert in 2025!

😳😳😳 I didn’t know these things about him…

Well you don’t speak the language! You’re not from our culture πŸ€ͺ

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… I thought I was pretty clued in on this kind of stuff…

Why would you be?! You should probably care more about your own stuff?!

Still, I like to have a general idea of things that are happening, like, internationally…

πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Meh?!

Well if he has another tour in the future, do u wanna go?

Sure… if we can miraculously get tickets…

U don’t think I’ll be able to get tickets?

I… highly doubt it… πŸ˜…

I have a lot of international music contacts…

That… doesn’t mean they’ll be able to get us tickets…

Why not?! πŸ˜…

The tickets sold out in FIVE. MINUTES. I think he’s even beat Taylor Swift in that category.

(Chuckling?! I don’t know his exact expression right now?!??!) (Like, shaking laughter?!?!) πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜…

What?!??!!

Is that HUMANLY POSSIBLE?!?! I’m really sceptical it was “literally” 5 minutes!???!?!?!?!

πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Meh?!?

I’m gonna try. If he announces another tour I’m gonna try to get us tickets.

Okay but I could just ask my cousin to try as well……

No!!! I wanna get them for us! Do u trust me?!

Not really?! Not for TAIWANESE Jay Chou tickets?! How are you gonna buy them if you don’t even read or write Chinese?!?!?!?! I think my cousin will be a better option!?!?!!

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What is your expression right now?!?!?!

I’m… I’m feeling a little humbled right now, honestly… it’s refreshing…

πŸ€­πŸ€­πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’• Lolllll…