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Continue reading →: Mr Incognito’s Web Browser
Browsing incognito is not enough. You can install the Google Analytics opt-out browser add-on to prevent Google Analytics from sharing information about your site activity… (https://support.google.com/analytics/answer/181881) I’m not trying to make you paranoid!!! But I can also see… visitor stats… on my dashboard… on my blog… interesting, isn’t it?
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Continue reading →: Laptops
You need to fuckin’ give me your laptop one day so that I can fuckin’ do a fuckin’ CYBERSECURITY AUDIT for your fuckin’ laptop cos even in a fuckin’ QUEENSLAND TAFE CERTIFICATE THREE BASIC FOUNDATIONAL COURSE I fuckin’ learned about this shit, my baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laptops. Desktops. Tablets. ALL DEVICES. If…
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Continue reading →: Old Diaries?
What happened to your old diaries? Everybody knows you write a lot — pen on paper, on old journals… what happened to them? I threw them out… You threw them out?! Some are shredded… some were simply thrown into a wheelie bin in a fit of rage or regret. I…
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Continue reading →: There’s been so many drafts
I don’t even know what we’re up to in our conversations anymore. What’s on your mind, baby? I’m still thinking about your cousin… Which one? The Taiwanese-Republican… (Chuckles) Why? What are you thinking about in terms of that cousin? I think… it’s very real… he’s been interviewed… by the media……
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Continue reading →: Pretty Face
I think your face is so pretty. You’re probably… the only person in the world who thinks that. Absolutely not true. Well… it’s mostly the other way around. The rest of the world thinks you’re pretty… and I’m just a normal Asian lady. Would you ever want to be the…
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Continue reading →: Relocate?What?! Do you wanna move to Japan? Like for reals? I… have… no idea… if this conversation is serious? I’m being serious. Why? And so suddenly? Almost… urgently? Wanting this conversation? Now?! In 2025?! What?!!? No. You don’t need to move to Japan with me in 2025. But later on……
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Continue reading →: Fresh Faced
(She’s feeling bright and happy again… momentarily)… Can you just explain it for me, again? I just want to be able to wrap my head around it… Sure, dear… let me go google for a sec… oh yeah, I used the wrong word. It’s not called the “ovulation” phase, it’s…
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Continue reading →: Random Things
Tell me some random things. Things that you don’t usually share on social media. Things that people probably wouldn’t have thought to guess about you. That you can share… you feel comfortable enough to share… and it’s just… “a fun fact about me…” type of things. Fun fact about me……
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Continue reading →: Nope.
Things we’re definitely NOT talking about on THIS blog: Kendo Club Pauline Hanson’s mobile number Botany Building $1 Pizzas Fitzroy Melbourne University Taiwanese Student Association Law Ball – only ONE mutual friend knows the FUNNIEST STORY to tell! The Lockers Friands Creative Writing workshops NGV SBS Building Okay, I think…
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Continue reading →: Where’s my typewriter?(LOL) What?! Where’s my typewriter? I have your scarf. You have my typewriter. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TYPEWRITER?!?!?!!?!??! RIGHT NOW?!?!?! IN 2025?!?!?!?! WHERE IS IT?!?!?!?!?! (Laughing) Are you still listening to Taylor Swift’s “Cowboy Like Me” or have you moved on to another song, suddenly? I am very hormonal…
