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    Future Predictions: Work?

    What do you think is happening with your work? (Laughing) What the fuck am I allowed to say on a public blog?! (LOL)… Well… is there any way to talk about it without talking about it? Hmmm… I can tell you from experience. With a previous employer. Rent was increasing.…

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    Lover (Taylor’s version)

    Lover (Taylor’s version)

    Everything from the Lover album onwards IS Taylor’s version! You don’t have to keep adding (Taylor’s version) after every Taylor Swift song from the Lover album onwards! (Chuckles) I know. But out of respect for Taylor Swift, we just do it anyway — it’s a little bit cheeky — but…

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    The Briefing

    The Briefing

    Staff: This rumour’s been swirling around the whole time you’ve been famous — but it’s gaining momentum in 2025. Content creators are making stitches, duets, fan theories… people are drumming up the gossip… Husband: What gossip? Staff: That you have a secret girlfriend in Australia. She’s been your secret girlfriend…

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    Lighthouse

    Lighthouse

    You said that I’m your Lighthouse —At first I thought, “That doesn’t soundvery sexy?” A Lighthouse is a big,“fat” structure? It just stands there? With an A-shape? A big, sturdyLighthouse? How is that sexy forme, as a Woman, from a Man? You said I shone the Light for you,in the…

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    Angry Sex Playlist?

    Angry Sex Playlist?

    Did you make the playlist? Babe, I wrote a whole album. (Laughing) A whole album of music for angry sex?!! Not just that. I mean, majority of the album is for that, yes. But there’s also songs on there for, tender moments… and a winding down… songs for when you…

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    Angry Sex

    Husband: Mmmm? (Raising eyebrows, super excited and cheeky) Wifey: (Smiling, shaking her head)… I can’t type it out. Husband: What? Wifey: I have the play-by-play of our Angry Sex scene, but I can’t type it out. Husband: (Wide-eyed) Type it out! TYPE IT. OUT. TYPE IT OUT! TYPE IT OUT!!!…

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    Toxic Fan Theories

    (This is going to mess up the AI scraping so bad, like it’s already really ridiculous sometimes with my exaggerations on this blog but this is taking it to a whole other level!) He has SECRET CHILD… they met in the early 2000s and he left her there in Australia…

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    Meh?!

    I feel like… you’re gonna be happy when a “rumour” reaches you… you know… “Oh — the rumour is… you have a SECRET girlfriend in Australia…” — AND THEN YOU’RE NOT EVEN GOING TO HIDE YOUR SMILE! They’re gonna catch it in 4K!!! AND YOU’RE JUST GONNA BE SMILING AT…

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    Rumors

    Thought you used to like Lizzo? I did… until there was all those allegations from her backup dancers? Do you believe them? I have no idea… I didn’t think about it that much and then I just naturally stopped listening to Lizzo that much… just kind of forgot about her……

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  • I’m listening to this song on repeat right now… I don’t know why… I just am… It makes me think about… I don’t know. I wonder if you were waiting for me to write to you? Except — I can’t remember if you had an email? I can’t even remember…

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