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    London

    London

    Anything else you want to do in London? Is it gonna be in London?! Are we seeing Black Pink in London?!!? You can for sure get those tickets?!?!?! ^___^ Yes, baby… TRUST ME… (Big Smiles!) Okay… well… London… hmmm…. anything to do with Bridgerton? Shakespeare? Jane Austen? Harry Potter, Taylor…

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    Black Pink World Tour

    Black Pink World Tour

    Babe… do you wanna go to the Black Pink World Tour? Are you gonna buy the tickets? Pay for the flights? The accommodation? (Sheepish grin)… I might even get a… friends discount… (wink, wink!) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL…. I don’t care, do whatever… But do you WANT to go?! (Nodding) Sure… I mean……

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    The Tongue

    Friend: He went down on you?! With… that tongue?!?! The tongue that curls with those loops the way nobody else’s tongue does?!?! — ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?!?!?! Wifey: Umm… I don’t remember any sensations??? ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ Friend: WHAT?!?! Were you that drunk?!?! Wifey: I don’t know?! I didn’t think so?!…

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    Optometrist

    You need to book? Yes… not in February, but I’m feeling it’s time to schedule this for March… Costco Optometrist? In theory, I would like to try it. But in reality, I’ve been going to Oscar Wylee and they have all my history there… Which one? Random one… they have…

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    Resentment

    Packing up. Melbourne. He’s not here to help me. He’s not really my “man” — He’s still a little boy, technically An adult. But it doesn’t mean He’s “man enough” for me. He’s going to have all these Groupies. Who the fuck am I? I’m not that pretty. I’m not…

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    Your Favourite Instrument

    Don’t slip up In an interview My darling, when they Ask “What’s your favourite Instrument?” Is it piano? Is it guitar? Is it the drums? Oh no, Your Truth is me. I’m your favourite instrument My sounds My sighs My moans Every touch you know How to play. You Know…

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    Breasts

    Squeeze and stroke Suck and tickle Bury your face in Rest and recuperate I’m stroking your Hair Your back Your groin pressing In Your kisses moving up My neck My face No thoughts Come in My darling

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    Your Bro’s Live…

    You’re catching up on that content now? Instead of missing me?! ๐Ÿคจ I’m always missing you! I wish you could cuddle me in bed right now and we catch up on the live together. Then you can also translate for me in real time…! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ I wanna cuddle you and…

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    Holiday in Thailand?

    I wanna visit the Dior cafรฉ and I wanna go see Moo Deng ๐Ÿฆ›๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅฐ moo deng… Yes! She’s such a cutey… ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’• And I love Thai food ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ we can go to Thailand… for a short holiday… Not yet! Maybe 2026? Isn’t moo deng going to grow…

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    Missing You

    You just suddenly woke up and you miss me? Mmmmmmm……. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• But my back is a little sore, I think I slept at a weird angle. The blankets are getting too hot, but if I turn the fan on, it’s too cold! I need you here to cuddle…

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