Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Friend: He went down on you?! With… that tongue?!?! The tongue that curls with those loops the way nobody else’s tongue does?!?! — 🤣🤣🤣 WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?!?!?!

Wifey: Umm… I don’t remember any sensations??? 😣😣😣

Friend: WHAT?!?! Were you that drunk?!?!

Wifey: I don’t know?! I didn’t think so?! My mind knew what was happening, but my body didn’t really feel it?!?!

Friend: But you made sounds, he was bragging to the boys! 👀

Wifey: All of this is so confusing to me! I don’t know!!! I don’t know what happened!!! 😣😣😣 And I’m so embarrassed!!! I didn’t even shave or wax, it was so spontaneous!!!

Friend: oh my God — that happened — and your biggest concern is that you didn’t shave or wax?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wifey: It’s not funny! I’m so embarrassed!!! Oh my God this is so embarrassing!!!!!!!!!! 😣😣😣