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Continue reading →: NYE cont…
R u sure ur not gonna end up saying yes to an NYE performance? Ummm… do u want me to say yes if I get asked? Do u even have a choice? If all the other bros wanna do it then u have to do it? Okay yes but we…
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Continue reading →: NYE
Babe… what if we’re on a boat, in Sydney harbour, with a whole bunch of other friends, for NYE? Sigh… I don’t want to get papped… You won’t be! Anyway, so what if u do?! Isn’t that good publicity for Nicky? Babe… Nicky doesn’t wanna be associated with any of…
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Continue reading →: Double Date?
Do u wanna double date? Us and the other celeb and her boyfriend? No…….. Why not? U can’t keep ur hands off me! Ur gonna get papped and ur gonna get caught! Even if u tried to say me and the boyfriend are the couple and u two are simply…
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Continue reading →: Lying About Music
Babe… I think u sometimes lie about music to people… 👀 It’s not lying… I’m just being polite… But why don’t u just tell them “oh I don’t really like it” Why would I do that?! So u just PRETEND that u also like what they like and suffer thru…
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Continue reading →: Photos 📸
Baby I want giant high res printed out photos of you from the concerts to display in the big house. Ummm… how big? Which photos? U mean framed? No, not framed. But like a big canvas hanging but it’s not canvas it’s a modern print. Shiny? Glossy? I think it…
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Continue reading →: Out of Character
I just realised……… Ur still thinking about that footage? Here. Look at it. (Shows him on her phone)… Hmmm… that guy really looks like me! It WAS you!!!! No it wasn’t!!! 🤣🤣🤣 He LOOKS LIKE Fernando… but his mannerisms, are FRODO 🤯 Lol… his mannerisms are NOT Frodo! I don’t…
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Continue reading →: 2024
Okay darling I have tried to scroll thru so much other content, but did u also go shopping for speakers in 2024? It wasn’t me… lol… Okay well… u have a clone out there somewhere… Me or Fernando? Fernando… Yeah so that definitely wasn’t me.
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Continue reading →: What is happening…
Huh?!??! I think a fan took footage of you out shopping for our surround sound system?!? WHAT?!?!?! They’ve got footage of u out at the shops with sunglasses on?!?! That wasn’t me 👀 It fuckin LOOKS LIKE YOU!!! And it looks like they took it from their ARMPIT or something…
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Continue reading →: Steps Counter
How many steps did u do today? 11,000… That’s good! 👏 Mmm… my legs are tired… Do u want me to massage them? 😈 Lol… yes… 😘💕
