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    Building Character

    Babe… Mmm? Those “friends” — they’ve never had a hospitality or retail job in their whole lives. Yeah… (so…?) If we have sons or daughters, I think they should get a casual job in hospitality or retail when they’re 16… or 18… Sure. I can agree to that. It builds…

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    Beggars

    What will u do, my love? If they call or message you asking for help? If they’re going through a divorce? Or they lost their job or whatever else it is… life’s downs… and they reach out asking for your friendship again? Sigh… They have their own Churches and Temples…

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    Strained Marriages

    Some people are still together but they’re not actually that happy in their marriages… Yeah… I know… It’s so weird. It’s like a silent epidemic amongst millennials… It’s not so silent… It is?! They’re just distracting themselves with Marvel movies and Reddit forums… Uhuh… They actually need r/marriagecounselling Lol… 😏…

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    Jealousy Jealousy

    Babe… Mmmmm? In hindsight I think I know why some people were jealous of us… Yeah? Well, I think some female friends were definitely like, “he proposed?! To HER?! She’s engaged… before ME?!” It was an egoic competition. They couldn’t fucking believe it!!! It just rattled their whole sense of…

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    Addams Family?

    What if we have an Addams Family themed dinner party for Halloween? Ooh… u wanna dress up as Gomez and Morticia? Ummm… I was thinking that I wanted to dress up as Wednesday… Why don’t u dress up as Cousin It? Lol… 😅 We don’t need a couple costume. Okay…

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    Halloween 🎃

    What do u wanna do for Halloween? Oh… are we married by then? Yes… 🥰💕 Living in the apartment? Yes. And also have the big house? Yes! Oooh… Hmmm… I don’t want a BIG party… But I can think of some friends to invite for a small gathering? Okay. Small…

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    Water Activities

    What else can we do on the water? I dunno babe, it’s Queensland… there’s so many things… Do u wanna go scuba diving? Ummm… I know someone who says she can get us a discount any time we wanna go… Who?!?! An acquaintance… What kind of acquaintance?!?!? Someone who works…

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    Boat Talk

    Boat Talk

    Let’s keep talking about boats tonight, my love… I’m enjoying this topic! LOL… we’re so sick of everything else going on in the world right now, hey? (Nodding)… Sigh… even the fan cams… I think I’m starting to grow numb from what’s surfacing on social media… Oh? You’re going numb?…

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    Boat Show 🛥

    Do u still wanna buy a boat? 😍 will u let me??? Ummmm… I’m not sure… but… next month is the boat show… I thought maybe we could go have a look for a date activity? 😘❤️ okay!!!!!!! (Making notes in his calendar. Emailing staff, “block off boat show weekend!)…

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    Dying 💀

    Baby what’s wrong?!?!??!! Nothing… I’m dying in the way Gen Z uses the word dying for laughter 💀💀💀 Oh… 😅 what’s so funny?! An AI generated animation of u as a vampire… 🧛‍♂️ Lol… do u like it? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 … it’s that funny…? 👀 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 😅😅😅😅😘😘😘💕💕💕💕💕

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