Babe I had the stupidest customer today.
What happened?
I don’t know if I can really explain the details.
But tonight I’m haunted by the memories of just how incredibly stupid she was…
She?
Yeah. She seemed… in her 30s? Maybe? With a young daughter.
My only conclusion is that maybe the small child caused her own brain to somehow dissolve from all executive functioning capabilities which resulted in the stupidity that she displayed…
She could not help herself, let alone the child that she was also responsible for?!
Ummmm? 😅
I know it sounds weird without any details but please trust me. She looked like a normal adult from the outside… but she managed to exhibit behaviour that was not normal…
And my only conclusion is that the CHILD was an energy leech. So the child drained all executive functioning capabilities from this person who otherwise perhaps with the benefit of the doubt would have been a normal adult in society!
I wonder if she’s sitting up in bed at night mortified at herself and her own behaviour today.
I wonder if she has any form of soulful awareness to reflect on herself from today and be like “oh my God… I was… so incredibly stupid in that store today…”
Lol I doubt it babe 😅
I have moments of cringing myself, why don’t these people?!
They’re not… as evolved…
Pray for them.
Sigh… okay… 😅
Seriously if there was an awards show for the stupidest customers I’ve ever encountered, she manages to take the trophy 🏆
Nobody ever was or has been or perhaps will be. She was the dumbest of them all. And I watched with a poker face in real time and only now can I debrief about it and realise, “wow… fuck… she was… so… stupid…!”
Lolololololol 😅😅😅
You know that Schitt’s Creek meme where the guy is that “I’ve never seen one stupid thing after another” — something like that?
Yeah?
I was living that in real time with this customer.
But I couldn’t react in the moment.
It’s only coming up now for me too! After the rest of the day. After all the other relatively normal customers.
The stupidest one of the day arises in my memories and only now can I react, “holy fuck… that was… so stupid…”
Lolololololol 😅😅😅
I’ve never had a situation where I have really wanted to go back in time to that moment and be able to say to the customer’s face “are you dumb?!”
HAHAHAHAAAHAAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like that was the STUPIDEST customer I’ve ever encountered!!!!!!!!
Oh lol… 😅


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