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Faux Pas

Babe… tell me more about the “dickhead” customer.

Why? Do they even deserve this much energy?

I wanna write a diss track for you.

Oh… okay…

Well…

In no particular order, just random thoughts…

They seemed like, they weren’t from here.

Where did they seem like they were from?

I don’t know? Maybe country Australia? Maybe Pauline Hanson voters?

What?

See now I don’t want to explain further.

Okay… what else?

They seemed like they just wanted to pick a fight.

And I had zero energy. I wanted to call in sick to even be standing there today. I was like, dude, I just work here. I don’t have time for any of this bullshit.

Uhuh…

There’s no soapbox here for you.

Go start your own YouTube channel if you need to rant about whatever the fuck your real problem was.

You think they had… Pauline Hanson related problems?

I don’t know…

It’s just an assumption. And an example. I don’t actually know.

Uhuh…

But they definitely presented themselves with this “I’m looking for a fight” energy which I simply did not entertain.

Ahhh… I see…

Why are you trying to start a fight with someone who is in immune system overload — I’m already trying to fight a virus, I don’t have energy to fight you.

It shouldn’t even be your fight?! You’re just a front line retail worker?

Exactly! That too!

Now I’m fuckin mad, for you!!! 😤

Yeah…. it was not cool.

But I’m not the only person this happens to.

I’ve witnessed many other coworkers get the brunt of it…

Geez…

It’s always some random…

Who seems like they’re from country Australia, Pauline Hanson supporters?

Mmmm… it’s probably not fair to say that about all of them… some of them, sometimes…

It’s a bit of a mixed bag…

Hmph 😤

Anyway… is that enough information for your diss track?

Sure. I’ll embellish some other details.

Okay. For your art.

LOL…

It is kinda weird how people want to “pick a fight” — like, don’t you have any other outlets?

What do you suggest they do?

Aren’t there smash rooms designed precisely for this purpose?!

Or just video games in general?

Hahahaha…

What does a random retail worker have to do with your anger? It’s so unbelievably misplaced.

Yeah…

I would hate to think what kind of a “fuss” these types of people are kicking up at other venues such as hospitals…

Oh…?

They’re probably the reason for those “respect our staff” signs.

Oh …….

Anyhoo…

I think I have plenty for a diss track now.

Good. Can’t wait to hear it.

Hehehehe… 😘❤️