Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

So… are you okay with marrying a Neanderthal?

You’re not actually a Neanderthal.

Yes I am! I’ve even done those DNA tests.

No you’re not. Omg…..

There was Neanderthal genes detected.

This is turning into science fiction.

I’m telling you babe. If we have kids, they will be partly Neanderthal too.

Well I suppose I’ll just have to accept it, won’t I? What else can I say or do?! It’s not a deal breaker. I still love you.

Really?!

Yes! Of course!

That makes me so happy 🥰❤️

I haven’t done those tests yet… who knows, maybe I’ve got Neanderthal DNA too?

You think so?

I don’t know…

I thought you only joked about it because you’re so hairy.

Neanderthals were also incredibly athletic, you know?

Oh? Were they also good at singing and dancing?

Hahahahahaha… 🤣🤣🤣

I have broad shoulders…

Is that a Neanderthal trait?

Lol… maybe? I’m not an expert I’m just saying random shit.

So we are attracted to each other because we are both Neanderthals.

Sigh… if you want to romanticise it like that… I’m not sure if that’s a very appealing story to weave…

Maybe Neanderthals mixed with humans but there’s a desire between Neanderthals to mix with each other? As in Neanderthal-mixed rather than non- does that make sense?

Yes but… this conversation is getting a bit weird… I don’t know where we’re going with this 😅

Lolololol 🤪