Virgo Sun Pisces Moon

Darling, how are you?

I’m fine… just got home from work.

How was work?

Meh. Next topic!

Lol… okay? What topic?

Nothing… I dunno…

I’m in such a daily routine of cleaning up this doggy’s poo poo pee pees.

Don’t you have a yard for him to do that stuff in?

Yes but I don’t always catch him in time!

I left for work this morning, seeing a puddle of pee on the tiles. I told Mum, “he’s peed here!!!” And she said she’ll take care of it.

I went through a whole work shift, came home. And I still see the pee there!

I said, “Mum! The pee is still here!” She said “no it’s not?! I cleaned it!!!” — well it showed up again.

Awwww… maybe that is his favourite spot?

He has MULTIPLE favourite spots.

The easiest time to catch him is when he’s just woken up — either from a nap or in the morning. Then I can just pick him up and take him out to the yard.

But other times… we get busy, he doesn’t try to signal… 1 out of 5 times he actually pees directly on the pee pads and there’s nothing to mop up. That’s a good pee. The other 4 out of 5 times, he’s missed the pee pad. Or it’s half on the pee pad, half on the tiles so we gotta mop up anyway and the pee pad is drenched with pee UNDERNEATH — absolutely have to wear gloves when cleaning this up.

Wow… this is a very long conversation about dog piss.

IT IS!!!

Sorry am I boring you?

Of course not! 🥰💕

We now have a prepared mop bucket in the laundry at all times.

I’ve bought various brands products.

Today Mum just decided to try using only lemon and water?

Oh? Natural?

She doesn’t like the chemicals of all those other products. But I still use those products. We’ve got big bottles of them to finish! So it will be alternating buckets of water. Whenever I mop, it has chemicals. Whenever Mum mops, it has only lemon and water!

Oh…

Is this interesting at all?!

Very! 😎

I don’t think it’s that interesting.

It’s interesting to me because it involves you 😍❤️

Sigh.

Why sigh?

I don’t know… you’re not here like a normal husband to help me with the dog pee!!! 😭😭😭

Awwww… I’m sorry my darling! I promise I’ll be there by Christmas and I’ll happily clean up ALL the dog pee and poo and help with whatever you want with the dog!!!

Are you sure?

You want to take a break from your glamorous pop idol life to come home to clean up dog piss?

YES!!! 😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hahahahaha… you’re crazy!

Babe it’s not even that hard. I’ve grown up with dogs. You don’t remember?!

Sigh… I forgot… dogs were always your best friend in childhood……..

YES!!!!!!! I LOVE DOGS! 🐶🐾

I can’t wait to come home and help you with this one!

Did you ever have to take care of SENIOR dogs?!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PARENTS HAD FIVE DOGS THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD AND TEENAGE YEARS.

Oh. I didn’t know that 😅

Well this is my FIRST dog and he’s stressing me out!!!

Eheheheh… I hope he stays alive for me to meet him in time.

Omgggggg…

Keep him alive for me to meet him!!!

WELL OF COURSE I HOPE THAT TOO!!!

🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️