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Matchmaker Aunty

No babe like I’m looking at Emiru’s instagram and this girl is literally a manifestation of Christopher from Stray Kids’ WILDEST DREAMS.

Omg…. sigh…

And she is famous but in a different industry! She’s not gonna compete in singing or dancing. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t sing. Some streamers do but she doesn’t.

She could literally cosplay ALL HIS FAVOURITE GENSHIN CHARACTERS.

It would make sense that he will fall HEAD OVER HEELS if they ever met in real life.

Omgggggg… stop!!!!! 😅😅😅

What?!?!?!

I’m just analysing based on public discourses to my knowledge. 

It is in CHRISTOPHER’S LORE that he likes the big booby characters from Genshin.

This girl can cosplay ANY OF THEM. And she happens to be THE TAYLOR SWIFT OF STREAMING?!?!??!?!!

But Bang Chan is not a Travis Kelce equivalent it doesn’t make sense. You don’t even know if he’s Emiru’s type?

WHICH IS WHY A MATCHMAKER AUNTY HAS TO PRESENT HER WITH HIM AS AN OPTION AND THEN IT’S UP TO HER!!!!!!!!

Omg… 😅😅😅 lol… also ur just assuming he would like Emiru. We don’t know that he would. Or that he would want to date anyone famous?! Same goes for Emiru?!

SIGH.

Indulge me in this imagination my love…

I am indulging u… but now ur analysing her instagram and it’s getting too delulu…

HOW IS IT MY FAULT WHEN CHRISTOPHER MAKES IT PUBLICLY KNOWN THAT HE LIKES THE BOOBY FEMALE ANIME WOMEN?!?!?!!

Sigh… …

Why ru suddenly thinking this?!

I dunno… because… all the fan delulu and I feel like Christopher “jokes” about these anime characters as if they’re not gonna exist in real life but here on this planet there are creators like EMIRU who have become A REAL LIFE EMBODIMENT of what Chris is implying he wants in a woman!

It’s not like a harmless gamer boy fantasy. Isn’t Christopher successful enough to be a Travis Kelce equivalent from Emiru’s Point of View?!?!?!

Lol……. 😅 I dunno……. 🫠🫠🫠

THEY ARE ELIGIBLE FOR EACH OTHER. THAT IS MY POINT.

Okay. Sigh. Eligibility… except that… she might get hate from his fans?

Do u know how fucking parasocial Emiru’s Twitch followers can be to her?!

Oh?

THIS IS SUCH A TRAVIS KELCE TAYLOR SWIFT PARALLEL I’M TELLING YA.

Hahahhahaahahahah…. 😅

They could literally bond over this on a date. “U have parasocial fans?! I HAVE PARASOCIAL FANS!!!”

Omgggg…. 😅😅😅 lol…..