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Stress

Babe… I don’t have work or classes today but the number one stressful aggravators in my life are my mother and the gardener.

What’s happening?

The sound of the lawn mower.

The sound of my mother’s nagging…

It’s not pleasant.

It really isn’t.

This is why I only want to live in an apartment. I don’t want gardens.

I see… 👀

I don’t even care about a pool but apartments will come with those anyway.

Yeah…

Do u need to garden?

No, I don’t really care either way…

They are talking to each other right now.

Who?

Mum and the gardener.

Isn’t that a good thing?

Yes because then I don’t need to be in the middle. I don’t want to be in the fucking middle but I’ve been in the middle…

This sounds unnecessarily complicated…

Maybe I’m autistic.

Ur not autistic.

I’m neurodivergent.

This is difficult for u?

I’m very reluctant about this situation right now.

What’s upsetting u the most?

It’s not my normal routine. I’m tired. Even tho I’ve slept so many hours. The machines are extremely aggravating…

Oh yeah I don’t like lawn mower sounds.

I need to… get dressed and put on headphones… 🎧

Okay baby…. 🥺❤️ I want u to have a good day! I don’t want u to feel stressed by stuff like this!

Then MARRY ME and whisk me away to OUR APARTMENT to start OUR NEW LIFE TOGETHER!

(Hysterical giggling) 😍💕😍💕😍💕😍💕😍💕 okay!