Babe I changed my mind, I’m not wearing makeup.
That’s okay?
Cos I just showered. And when I get home I don’t wanna remove makeup I just wanna brush my teeth and go to bed.
Lol. I get it.
And like who am I trying to impress anyway?! I’m not looking to meet anyone. I’m married!
šš Yes. You’re taken. Don’t go flirting with anyone at the party.
Lol definitely not!!! š āāļø
I just wanna go, say hi for a bit, then come home.
š¤š Okies. I’m gonna track ur phone...
š¤£š¤£š¤£ Such a stalker husband!!!
WELL š I am halfway around the world. I MISS MY WIFE. She’s going to a PARTY. I’m just looking out for u!!!
šš I’m all good babe.
I’m still tracking ur phone. If u don’t get home safe I’m calling the mutual friends.
Okay okay… šā¤ļø
I want u to have fun but stay safe š„ŗā¤ļø
Yes darling šššā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
