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Period Tracker

Babe…?

Yes?

Do u have ur period today?

Yes… how did u know?!? πŸ‘€

I’ve been tracking for u on my own app…

Lol… πŸ˜… u set up a profile as a 39 yr old woman tracking her menstrual cycle?

Yes… 😏

Lol…

So it’s been 27 days exactly!

Yes… πŸ˜… u don’t have to get too excited?

This app even shows me a prediction of when ur next ovulating!

Yes… they do that… the predictions supposed to be more accurate the more months that u track…

Ooohh… πŸ‘€

It’s not that hard to predict if I’m regularly 27 days textbook cycle…

(Hysterical giggling!!!)

Why is this amusing…?

😈😈😈πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ I have… plans…

What plans?

(More hysterical giggling!!!!)

Okay… Ur really tickled by this…

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