Babe… I’m gonna do an oracle reading for us…
Okay… no more Taylor Swift stuff?
Umm… I can’t think of anything else right now…
I was scrolling on YouTube… there’s still some news… stuff… and it even recommended some stuff from ugh… I’m assuming Korean-American YouTubers? And then… I was about 3 minutes into the video and realised that I don’t understand and I don’t want to either…
(Chuckles)… it’s okay… you don’t need to understand…
No like I literally don’t understand and I am just like — barely aware of Australia, let alone any other countries?!?!
Uhuh…
So I have a psychic block on politics but I don’t have a psychic block on you and me… so I’d rather ask about you and me, our relationship, what’s happening?
I wanna pull a card for each month coming up… April, May, June, July, August… let’s do that for now…
Okies! ^__^ ❤
(Shuffling the cards)…
Hmmm…
What is it?
I think… April is gonna be tough… for some reason… there are hidden obstacles that we can’t foresee right now. Perhaps beyond both of our control. Perhaps part of my “psychic block” —
For some reason, May is going to be better. And I can’t even logically see why right now. Why would May be better timing for us?
(Smirk)
April is a very dark and scary card… it’s a warning… I wouldn’t jump into anything in April with the card that I’ve just pulled… there’s dark energies… maybe not between us, but around us? It’s not a good timing…?
May is like… finally… the card image is a man and a woman kissing…
(Sheepish giggles!!!) ^__^ ❤ ❤ ❤
By June, the card says “Homeland — arrival, a journey ends, establishment, building, settled…”
Oooh…
July — “Time Out — awareness, contemplation, solitude, time alone” — maybe alone together?! Like in our own little cocoon by July?!?!! Must be towards the end of July?!?!?!
(Smiles)…
August — “Yemaya — grandmother ocean, primordial” — the image is of a mermaid with a baby… LOL…
OOohhOOoHHohohhh ARE YOU GONNA GET PREGNANT?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA — WHY ARE YOU ASKING “ME” — ?!?!?! ISN’T THAT SOMETHING YOU CAN CONTROL?!!?!?!?!!
IS IT?!?!?!?!?!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA…!!!! ^0^
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Should I bring the oracle cards to our dates?!
Sure! ^__^ ❤
Teeheehee… just for a bit of fun…
(Nodding, smiling)… I know!
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