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Downsizing

Babe…? 🥺

Yes my love?

What if… I can’t afford the big house? But we can live in the luxury apartment? 😣

That’s okay darling. That’s more than enough.

It is?!?!? 🥺

Lol… how much money did u lose from the stock market plummet?!?!

No it’s not like that… I was enjoying all ur daydreaming but I didn’t know when to tell u I can only afford either a big house or a luxury apartment… we can’t have both… which one do u want?

Luxury apartment.

Okay…

And what if I can’t afford a $31,000 engagement ring?

It’s fine.

It is?

Even a $3 ring is fine babe. Heck I’ll buy my own rings! 💍 less than $20 ones!

U really don’t mind?

🎶 I like shiny things, but I’d marry you with paper rings🎶

Lololololol… 😅😅😅

And what if we don’t have any robot dogs?

That’s okay.

And no cats? No kids? I can’t afford any of those things.

LOL!!! THAT’S OKAY MY LOVE!!!

IT’S YOU WHO I WANT. NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS!!!

😅😅😅 okay…

And if we can only afford one car?

That’s cool.

And… I can only have 2 weeks holidays a year?

Wow… so I only get to see my husband in person 2 weeks in a year…

Yes… 😣😣😣

Sigh… because you’re working hard for your fans…

And us!!!

I’m working so damn hard for us!!

It’s okay but when do we get married???

Sigh.

When the timing is better.

Okay…

That’s okay?

Yes…

Do u still want me to live with you? Technically at a shared address but you’re only back 2 weeks a year at that address?!

YES.

I WANT YOU IN MY NEST.

Okay…

YOU’RE MY HOME BASE.

Okay…

But u can keep ur parents’ address?

Oh?

Like we won’t merge everything so soon…

True… yes… that’s cool…

U keep living ur life. Work and study. And I’ll be back 2 weeks a year.

Lol… 😅

Is it alright?

Yes…

U can buy whatever else you want.

I don’t really need that much… just food and petrol if ur gonna be my sugar daddy… 😘❤️

Lol… that’s it?! U only want a sugar daddy to provide food and petrol?!?! 😅

If the stock markets keep plummeting the way all the news stations are fear mongering my love, it would infer that food and petrol will be the ULTIMATE LUXURIES that u could afford for me!!! 👀

True… true… okay… my love! For you, I will always provide food and petrol!

Lol… or an electric car?!?!

There’s no electric cars after the big crash… the world has entered its post-apocalyptic state… no electric cars, maybe even no internet. We just message each other via Morse code?!

That.. doesn’t make any sense…

Okay fine there is internet but no electric cars. They’ve run out of the semiconductors. Only the petrol cars or horses 🐎

LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLL… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Okay my love well I’ll need food and OUR HORSES will need food too! How do we keep horses with a luxury apartment?!?!

They’ll provide horse parking! All the infrastructure will change again to accommodate horses instead of petrol or electric cars. Actually horses will be the preferred methods of travel again… 🐎🐎🐎

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s not that funny my love! It’s very possible!!! 👀 we’ll have to prepare for it…

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣