You’re at MacDonald’s?!? For breakfast?!??!
Are you… tracking me by my phone GPS?! How do you know??!?!
I know everything. What are you doing at MacDonald’s?!
Having breakfast… (NOT SPONSORED!!!)
Yeah, it’s never sponsored. Why are you having breakfast there?
I just… don’t feel like preparing my own breakfast this morning…
I dropped the doggy off at the groomer’s… so I’m out driving anyway…
Also — I drove past the stadium π
What stadium?
The one where Harry Styles did his concert when he was on Gold Coast!
ππ Do you think I should perform there one day?
Yes, babe! Why not?! Either you alone or with your bros?! OF COURSE! π₯°
Hmm… we don’t have any plans to visit Australia any time soon. We might not even have the fans anymore. They’re losing interest in us… they like other groups…
LOL I highly doubt that is the Truth π€π
It IS!!! We’re not popular amongst Aussies — AT ALL.
π€£π€£π€£ Anyway, your next tour — can you please do: Brisbane, Gold Coast, Sydney, Melbourne, Perth and Adelaide?!?!?!
That many cities?!?!?!
Oh, and NEW ZEALAND too! They always get forgotten about!
We’re not THAT popular! I don’t know who you’re imagining me to be, but we’re not popular enough for that kind of tour!
Hmmm…. I’m gonna eat my MacDonald’s breakfast and we’ll continue this conversation later… πππβοΈπ
