Who’s kissing you first? This time around…?
Probably… the Surfer boy?
Oh? He surfs?!
Well, no. He doesn’t actually surf. But he’s an illusion of a surfer boy so many people would simply assume that he surfs.
We’ll go hang out at morning markets, night markets, we’ll stroll along the beach and then make out at a random spot…
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Yeah… but surfer boy never takes it to the next level… he doesn’t feel man enough. He’s more of a friendly puppy… still super cute and adorable…
He’s a Man-Boy. They’re gonna check his ID when he tries to buy alcohol and be like “oh shit this dude is OLD!”
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Well… the guy in your recent story… let’s call him Brisbane Man… I think… he’s very confident…
Yes. He has an inner confidence.Ā
He’s very confident. Like — fuck. I’m pregnant 𤰠— he did that already.
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LOL…….
So he gets to enjoy you first. All of you. He gets to be the first.
Well… I don’t know? I don’t know for sure? Maybe… I think surfer boy might try a few things too…
Nah. He’s not going all the way. He’s not ready.
Oh?
Brisbane Man. Yes. He’ll be ready.
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