It doesn’t make any sense. Who is she really writing about?
What if it’s an ex-boyfriend that Common Name wants answers about?
But she addresses this person as if, Common Name is the “metaphor” for the dude?
But Common Name is Gen Z. It doesn’t make any sense, they keep making Millennial jokes, using laugh-cry emojis. They even bring up Millennial music. None of this makes any sense!
Common Name would’ve been, what, FIVE YEARS OLD when they met?! She can’t have a 5-year-old as an EX-BOYFRIEND that she’s got lifting her UP in the SHOWER!!!!
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