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    Mr Drunkard

    Mr Drunkard

    He walked through the glass doors, and you could smell the alcohol from twenty metres away. His face was covered in bandages. There was just a little bit of seemingly blonde hair. His friend — (handler?) — said he had a facelift. Please excuse all his bandages. “That’s okay,” I…

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    Mr Incognito

    Mr Incognito

    Mr Black Credit Card… You knew I would notice. You fookin knew!!! (LOL) Like, who the hell is going to walk into such an establishment and pay for such a small item, with THAT CARD? With your sunglasses, and sweet smile. … If you weren’t such a gentle man, I…

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    Air Fryer

    Air Fryer

    I haven’t cooked — like, using pots and pans and a stove — for probably over a year now, at least. I basically air fry almost everything. And/or microwave. And sometimes steam. Sometimes I use a sandwich press… It’s not my kitchen. It’s my mother’s kitchen. When I was in…

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    I love drinking Chai

    I love drinking Chai

    I’m drinking a chai tea right now as I type. Do you know that I love drinking Chai? I bought like the 300-teabags boxes from Costco. Yes, ever since I was into Kundalini Yoga… I really adopted my love of Chai thanks to one particular teacher who always made it…

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    Lo-Fi Beats

    Lo-Fi Beats

    When I’m just chillin at home. When I’m wanting a bit of neutrality. Lo-Fi Chill Lo-Fi Sunday They’re my two main go-to playlists for lo-fi chilling. (Yes, Apple music)… I’m still very reluctant to use Spotify. I’m a Millennial!!! APPLE! APPLE! APPLE! Yes, I pay the subscription. Because, why not?…

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    Aging

    What happens when you are old with white hair and many more wrinkles? Will you behave like some older men that I’ve had to fend off whilst working in retail? Will you spawn the AUDACITY? … It would probably be my biggest heart ache if you did. If you went…

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    Kundalini Self-Love?

    This is really irresponsible of me to write about a Kundalini practice like this but I just have to get it off my mind and onto these words, and if you want to verify anything that I’ve written — go Google it yourself. This isn’t a formal Kundalini article or…

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    “The Notebook”

    “The Notebook”

    I said, “What if I’m like the old lady in The Notebook? What if I forget everything?” He said, “I’ll remember for the both of us. I can be like Adam Sandler in 50 First Dates. I’ll remind you every day.” He has a photographic memory. Of course he remembers…

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    “I wanna meet your Mom”

    “I wanna meet your Mom”

    Oh fuuuuuuuck, no! Not in the first 6 months. We’ve JUST decided to rekindle our happy little love nest, I don’t want to ruin that by you meeting my MOMMMMMMMM??!!?!!! 3 months. No. You can meet my brother and sister-in-law in 3 months. Then they can help you brace yourself…

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    Next Year…

    Next Year…

    My school semester starts towards the end of January. All this time that I have for writing, now, it’s because I don’t have class. I don’t have assignments… I’ll be studying at least 3 days a week, then there’s work. Then there’s homework. Then there’s everything else… I don’t even…

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