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Continue reading →: Anthropology
Why’s there so many layers to Taiwanese communication? LOL… isn’t that almost all Asian cultures? Maybe even ALL cultures? Isn’t there layers in your culture’s communication? Yes. But I know how to navigate those. I am usually good with any other culture as well… I don’t know why… Taiwanese make…
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Continue reading →: Who is Friend 5?
I know, I know… this is gonna drive you NUTS if you don’t get to know who FRIEND 5 was… *Sigh*… Clues about Friend 5: Millennial Rat Water Sign Taiwanese That’s all I can say on a public blog. Not one Taiwanese friend or family — at the time —…
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Continue reading →: Good Luck Boyfriend?
Friend 5: “Is he a good luck boyfriend?” Me: “What?” Friend 5: “You know how some guys, when you’re with them, they’re either going to bring you good luck or bad luck. Like when I was with (XXXXXXXX) it was very passionate, but he kept bringing me bad luck. My…
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Continue reading →: 1000%
Friend 3: “ONE THOUSAND PERCENT BETTER?! Wow. That’s giving the guy a LOT of credit! Most people would just say, one hundred percent. But a THOUSAND percent?! That’s ten times a hundred!” Me: “Yeah… he really was that good! Should I tell him?” Friend 2: “NO. Don’t ever tell the…
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Continue reading →: Airport ✈️
Friend 1: “I think he’s your Soul Mate. Do you know that your life is never going to be the same again?” Me: “What? What do you mean?” Friend 2: “He’s actually from a really rich family in his birth country. Paparazzi will stalk him at the airport. Are you…
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Continue reading →: Kissing Comparisons
Friend: “Was he a better kisser than… (The Sag Ex)?” Me: (Nodding, biting my lip)… “Yes… 1000%” Friend: “Ohhh… wow……” (CACKLING IN LAUGHTER)
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Continue reading →: Embarrassing
Friend 1: “That was… the most awkward movie I’ve ever had to sit through.” Other friends — huge bursts of laughter. Me: “What?! I’m sorry! Geez. We won’t do it ever again.” Friend 2: “Do you know?! His older brother, was tapping him on the shoulder, and he kept ignoring…
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Continue reading →: Holding Hands
It started with our hands held… and then, I don’t know how it went from that to kissing and making out… And then, all of a sudden, our friends were offended. Whispering loudly: “Can you two get a FUCKING ROOM?! We’re trying to watch a MOVIE…” Oh my god —…
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Continue reading →: Celebrities
What other celebrities do you like? Why are you asking this? I want to know who I should be friends with. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH…. Umm… I really like Trixie Mattel. I think he’s pretty cool and he used to work at MAC. He’s a celebrity who didn’t have anything handed to him.…
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Continue reading →: A tiny, tiny group on Discord or Reddit
There’s a small group of them. It wouldn’t be more than 100. So small. Just a small handful. Mostly girls, but some boys… some theys… They’ve been following, trying to decipher the clues. They’re loving this. They’ve been searching for your Truth. They can’t fully grasp it. But they love…
