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Continue reading →: I have a problem
What is your problem? Sometimes I like to romanticize weddings and romance and all that in my writing. But it’s not like I’m yelling out, “MARRY ME. RIGHT NOW. THE RING. TODAY.” — That’s not what I am doing at all… Like, real life — SLOW. THE. FUCK. DOWN. We’re…
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Continue reading →: In the Past
The Council of the Sisterhood, sits with their high tea and macarons. “She just needs to train him!” “What? What do you mean train him?” “Like a dog! A boyfriend is like a dog!” “I’ve never had a dog. I don’t know how to train them.” “You’ve never had a…
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Continue reading →: Needy Little Dog
Every room in this housewherever I go, he follows.He’d follow me into the bathroom, if he could.If I put up a barrier, he staysby the edge of the barrier. Sometimes he sleeps; he’snot always looking at me.But he wants to stay in the sameroom as me; on guard. At timeslooking…
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Continue reading →: Your Characters
It always brings me joy to see them. It does? Yes. I can see it from the fans’ lenses as well. They’re joyful. They’re cute. (Head, slightly, raised… unsure how to react to the word cute cos that’s not how he uses “cute” for her in this context and slightly…
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Continue reading →: RAT Test
Did you take the RAT Test? Yes. What was the result? Negative. Really? Yes. It’s negative. Oh. Phew. Omigosh, that was like waiting for a pregnancy result. (Laughing) You dare make that joke causing your own drama! (Cheeky grin)
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Continue reading →: Not a Scorpio?
I’m not a Scorpio. Are you sure you don’t have like, a Scorpio Rising, or a Scorpio Moon, or a Scorpio MidHeaven, or North Node, or even a Venus in Scorpio? (Burst out laughing) — I have no idea. What does it all mean?! I sense you have either one…
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Continue reading →: Recovery Timelines
I’m sorry I drank so much alcohol. My doctor said it’s a miracle I don’t have stage 3 liver cirrhosis yet. (Wide-eyed, shock, processing)… Yes… thank GOD for that… It’s okay. I mean, you don’t have to be sorry to me… But I am. And I want to clean up.…
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Continue reading →: Vomit
You make me want to vomit. WHAT?!?! You make me nervous! You make me nauseous. I feel like I want to vomit. Is that… supposed to be a compliment? (Weirdest expression on her face) Yes. Well, it’s not. It sounds like… I’m DISGUSTING and I… make you want to vomit?!…
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Continue reading →: Hippie Skater Boi Dude Friends
(For the purposes of formatting, let’s just call him HSBDF). HSBDF: Yeah, so that’s the story of how I proposed to her that day. Me and other female friends: OMG that is SO ROMANTIC… (absolutely floored by the story we just heard!) Other Hippie Dude (OHD): Dude, weren’t you NERVOUS?!…
