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    New Year’s Resolutions

    New Year’s Resolutions

    Did you see it? Yes, I saw it… How much of it did you see? I think I missed the start bit… I was… laughing my head off writing the previous series of posts… but… I did catch the “new year’s resolutions” bit… Yeah… I saw you joined, then I…

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    Eminem?

    Eminem?

    I’m just waiting for the most random Eminem song request now… (Giggles) Mockingbird What?! I’m not your father! I know… but it will show that you CAN BE a GOOD FATHER… Text from Bros: The song is about a Mother who abandoned them?! She wants that song at the beach?!?!?…

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    Spice Girls?

    Spice Girls?

    Which Spice Girls songs? Text from Bros: NOT “2 become 1” — never!!! That one is not allowed!!! (Chuckles) It’s okay I don’t want “2 become 1″… Hmm… The Lady is a Vamp What?!?! A jazz song?!! Yes! Why not?!?! (Slow blinking) Text from Bros: You can’t do this alone……

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    Be more specific!

    Be more specific!

    Which Ed Sheeran songs? Oh, any of them! His songs are always good! No, no, no, no, no. The guy has like ten albums by now. Which Ed Sheeran songs do you actually like?! I don’t know… aren’t you my Soul Mate?! Can’t you just GUESS which Ed Sheeran songs…

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    Songs at the Beach

    Songs at the Beach

    What songs do you want me to play for you at the beach? Omg… I don’t know?! Anything?! It can’t just be anything! I need to know your rankings… I am actually kind of… mind… empty? Right now?! I can’t think of any songs?! Then why did you mention that…

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    Dinner with Friends?

    Dinner with Friends?

    Come on… I gotta be able to take you out to dinner… there must be a way that we can have dinner together… Well… maybe if we initially have dinner with some friends around? In a small group? So it’s not one-on-one dinner, it is just a group of friends…

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    Which Gym?

    What?! Which gym should I go to? If I’m on Gold Coast and you’re just at work, and I can’t even take you out to dinner because that equals babies — which gym should I go to? Umm… shouldn’t you ask one of your bros?! Why are you asking me…

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    Bulking Up

    Bulking Up

    What?! I’m gonna… go to the gym more… Why? Because… I’m frustrated… and I need to go… bulk up… This is how gym bros start?! Just from pure sexual frustration?! That’s the entire gymming industry?!?!! (Laughing) pretty much… Will that affect… I don’t know, other projects? Fashion proejcts? Nah. It’ll…

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    Night Shifts

    Night Shifts

    What about dinner after work? Why can’t I just take you out to dinner after work? You can… eventually… but not… initially… I think it’s better if we keep our catch-ups during the day time, initially… Why?! Text from Bros: You’re not allowed to have dinner within the initial stages!…

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    Bros

    Bro A: I’m following you guys into the cinemas with a water spray gun. You’re not getting her pregnant in those cinemas! Husband: It’s not possible?! We’re not going to do anything! It’s a public place! It’s the cinemas! Bro A: Oh… you never know, that sperm could just leak…

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