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Continue reading →: Smiling
Why is my Baby smiling? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. (LOL) What did I do?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh, it’s funny?! Yes… 🤣🤣🤣 Not sexy?!?!?!??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s not supposed to be THAT funny… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wow… okay, you really found it that funny?!?!?!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
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Continue reading →: Energy Drinks
What are you doing, baby? I’m at work before official start time… and I’m drinking an energy drink. What brand? What flavour? I don’t want to say it, I feel like I talk about too many brands on this blog! It’s just a fictional blog. It might not even be…
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Continue reading →: Millennial Mid-Life Crisis
It’s really happening? What’s really happening? Took you long enough. What took me long enough? Baby, I love you, but you’re really confusing me right now. You’re finally going through your Millennial Mid-Life Crisis. Me and all the mutual friends, we’ve already been through it. We’re at where we are,…
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Continue reading →: Purely FictionWhat’s wrong…? (Sigh)… What if I told you that, the company says they’ve already decided that they’re not renewing our contracts, after this round…? Oh? You and your bros are redundant? (Nodding)… yeah… they’re letting us go after what’s already been planned has been done. Why would that be? Your…
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Continue reading →: Past Lives
I think we’ve lived in India in our past life. You think so? 🤔 Yeah… I think you were the guy who built the Taj Mahal for his wife. Oh?… didn’t she die in childbirth? That’s so sad… 🥴🥺 Yeah. But that’s why, I think you still have that aversion,…
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Continue reading →: 4:35 am
Still awake? Yeah… did you know, I used to wake up around this time, take a cold shower and do two and a half hours of Kundalini yoga and meditation every morning? 😳 Really? You’re not exaggerating? Nope… late-20s, early-30s me really did that. Do you think you’ll ever get…
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Continue reading →: Home Screen
What picture do you have on your phone these days? 🤭 It’s a picture of you… from one of your music videos… Oh? Which one? You’re like sitting in a tattoo parlour… the fans just think it’s fake tattoos in the video but it’s actually your real tattoos. (LOL) So…
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Continue reading →: More Barking
The dog? Again? Yeah… but this time I heard another neighbour’s dog too… I didn’t try to silence him, I just let him keep going and for some reason I suddenly thought of the song “Better Man” by Robbie Williams… ☺️ I hope everything is alright in your neighbourhood… Yeah.…
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Continue reading →: No Alcohol
What? I don’t need alcohol when I can read your writing in real time. How do you even know that I’ve pressed publish? Are you just constantly refreshing the page or something?! Yeah I have a lot of tabs open and I just get an intuitive feeling that maybe you…
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Continue reading →: WEIRD DREAM
You had a nightmare, baby? No, not exactly a nightmare… but it was a weird dream… The details now, well, it doesn’t even make sense when I think about now that I’m awake and typing this… but the message of the dream, overall, was that… you’d love to have me there…
