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    Roast Pork

    Roast Pork

    Yes, my Love?! Have you had dinner?! Yeah… I’ve had dinner… What did you have? Well… do you remember, when you used to live in Australia… how Coles and Woolies had the roast chicken, in the plastic bags? Yes I remember that… Well — in recent years — actually, I…

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    Duets

    What was the duet? Huh? You said, for the singing competition, you were also in a duet? Oh… there was some variations… I can’t remember… but that year that I lost when it was my Solo? We sang Barcarolle… Barcarolle? It starts off, “Belle nuit, ô nuit d’amour, souris à…

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    Competitions

    Tell me more about your Solo competitions?!?! You NEVER told me when we were in Melbourne!!! Ugh….. (reluctance)……….. do I really have to tell you about the TRAUMA……………….. Was it traumatising!?!?!? No but I’m just being dramatic… Why do you want to know so many of my high school stories…

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    Musical Friend

    Who was your Musical Friend? Huh? I thought we’ve finished talking about high school musicals… No. We haven’t finished at all! Who was your high school friend who got into the local musical and wouldn’t “shut the fuck up” about it!?!?! That was just a fictional exaggeration. She wasn’t annoying…

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    Imagination

    Are you going to go back to talking about the green-eyed boy from high school? (Chuckles)… didn’t we finish talking about that?! No?! I don’t think so?!!?! It was abruptly ended! Okay… ummm… what else do you want to know? What else can you tell me?!?!?! Or the blog?!?!?! Ummm……

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    Press Conferencesssssss

    Press Conferencesssssss

    What is it, darling?! I’m worried about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce… Why?!?! I feel like… the reporters are doing too much… What are they doing?! I’m not even that dedicated of a Chiefs fan myself — I don’t understand much about American football — literally only started following since…

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    What r u doing?!

    I have to get groceries and cook lunch!!!! How much longer until the next big update?! I don’t know, give me a couple more hours?!?!?!

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  • Ugh… fictionally…?!?!?! Yes… anything!!! Ummm… I guess in my imagination… he could’ve gone on to be an entertainment lawyer… if he’s not “on stage” doing anything… You think so? So when you said behind the scenes you didn’t mean film director or anything. Nah… he’s not that type, I don’t…

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    TELL ME MORE

    About the GREEN EYED BOY… Okay you know what? He kinda looks like Joe Alwyn… In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if he morphed himself into Joe Alwyn, made up a whole public storyline about being British and then genuinely dated Taylor motherfucking Swift for 6 years. I wouldn’t put…

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    Blue Eyes or Brown Eyes?

    Oh… this is like asking me about blonde or black hair… why don’t you get some purple or green contacts? You like purple and green? Oh… didn’t I ever tell you I had a huge crush on a fictitious guy with green eyes in high school? 😳🤯 no, my baby…

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