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    Noosa

    Oh!!! We’re FINALLY talking about NOOSA again?! Yes… Why did it take THIS long?! From the time that I first brought it up — until now — I’ve had to have dinner and put some laundry in the machine, and then shower, brush my teeth… okay it doesn’t sound like…

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    Subscribers

    How many subscribers do you now have to the blog? Taylor Swift’s lucky number. Thirteen? Yes. Since when? When did you last check? Maybe a couple days ago? (Waves to new readers) Hello 👋 😊 Do you have any idea who they are or might be? My theory remains that…

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    Billiiiiieeeeeee

    What is it now, baby?! 😅 I can’t find where to buy Billie Eilish’s new fragrance in Australia!!! 😣😣😣 Aren’t you going to her concert in less than two weeks?! Yes… 😍 do you think she’ll sell it there?! I don’t know… Well if she DOES… then I’m buying it!…

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    Monday…

    What is it, baby? You’re worried about Monday? I… am… still gonna go to class… Okay? And… I need to avoid all social media for the WHOLE DAY… Because the Super Bowl is on? Yessssss!!! I can’t catch up with any of it until AFTER CLASS!!! I don’t want any…

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    New Song?

    Yes… How do you discover new songs? This one I just stumbled upon on Instagram… Really?! Is that how you’re discovering new songs these days? Yes. The algorithm suggested a post… it had the song “love looks pretty on you” by Nessa Barrett, immediately I felt “ooh… I like the…

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    Birthday Message 🎂

    What would you write? If you were me? I would find a cute photo 📸 of a throwback moment and put it up in a story: “Happy Birthday Bro! I know we don’t say it much but I love you. We are brothers for life! Thanks for (example 1 of…

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    Aquarius ♒️ Birthdays 🎂

    Go comment on your friend’s birthday?! Why? Because?! Why not?! None of the other guys have commented, I don’t need to comment. Hmm… I didn’t know they were Aquarius. What about it? That’s the same star sign as my Mum… and sister-in-law… 😅 I think my year 12 formal partner…

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    Macadamia Farms

    Mmmm…. 🥰 What are you eating? White choc macadamia cookie 🍪 Is it good? Yesssssss… I love macadamia nuts ❤️ I wanna try it! Well… get your staff to order it express post to ya?! 😅 Hmm… they’re not really obligated to help me buy personal snacks. Okay well order…

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    Throwing That Out

    What did you just throw out? In our reminiscing of those apartments… I just realised I still have makeup from that time… Kendall and Kylie lip crayons… Rare Beauty lip glosses… it’s 2025, I think they’re well and truly expired by now… So you just threw them out? Yeah… I…

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    Motorcycle Helmet

    Motorcycle Helmet

    Yes, my Darling? What is on your mind now? Did you… follow me… when I lived in… that other apartment…? For the sake of this blog — no — it’s all fiction. What I’m about to respond to, giggle and smirk at, and whatever else unravels in your imagination —…

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