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    Makeup Artist

    Why do they look so nervous?! Which video are you watching? What are you talking about?! They look NERVOUS?!?!! What was the reason?!?!?!?! I’m assuming you’re watching a video with the context being what we agreed we won’t talk about for 7 days… I think he’s married in real life……

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    Worried

    What?! I’m worried… About what? I just have a weird feeling that you’re not even gonna show up to Billie Eilish… That’s your PTSD… I’m going. How can I know for sure? You sometimes just cancel stuff at the last minute. If it doesn’t feel right, if you get “weird…

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    New York tix

    You still haven’t sold your New York tickets? No… I kind of… I can’t bring myself to sell them yet… in Chinese I would say 我有一點捨不得。。。(google translate “I’m a little reluctant”)… You can’t let them go? (Shaking head)… something in my heart is not letting me let them go… but…

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    Hiding In Plain Sight

    🔮: Yes, he’s in Australia right now… Wifey: Is he at a house? An Airbnb? 🔮: He’s at a hotel… on gold coast, not Brisbane… Wifey: what’s he doing there? 🔮: Not much, just chilling. Just enjoying the views. He’s wandering around by himself… Wifey: No bros with him? 🔮:…

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    Recent Vlogs

    Did you watch it? No, just fan snippets… What snippets? All the parts of the vlog episode that had you in it… it’s like I didn’t even need to click into YouTube at all… sorry, didn’t give y’all the YouTube ad money… the fans already edited all the parts with…

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  • 🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅 What about him? That’s a good boyfriend…. You think so? You know he was recently wearing this baby pink outfit that was such a subliminal reminder to me about KYLIE COSMETICS and KYLIE SKIN. The baby pink? Yes!!!!!!!!! It’s all over instagram right now! And I just happen to…

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    What are you watching 👀

    The fans’ imaginations with the gay edits… 😅😅😅 lol… How do you feel about them? I don’t feel anything 🤣 Is it technically queer baiting tho? Is it a marketing strategy? Mmmm… no comment… you’re tip toeing around things we shouldn’t be talking about for 7 days…

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    Nerves

    What if I really have what the press releases said? I think you need to see a Chiropractor. Really?! Not fiction? No baby… I used to work for them. I used to explain to 40 ~ 50 patients a day about how your spinal health, your posture affects your nerves……

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    Just wondering…

    What are you wondering? I’m wondering whether your bros gained more followers from your temporary absence… but I suppose it’s still too early to tell… Hmmm… that’s an interesting question… 🤔 what do you predict? I think it’s quite possible… are you gonna get mad if I tell you that…

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    Conspiracy Theories

    Have you come across any conspiracy theories about me? Yes… What do they say? I thought we’re not talking about your country for 7 days?! Oh… is it that bad? Ok. Nevermind… 😅 Lol… it’s not that bad… the conspiracies themselves seem to be written in metaphors? Even in English…?…

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