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Continue reading โ: Born Again
Are you really a born again Christian? Would that change your opinions of me if I said yes…? Sigh… not really… I’ve been suspecting it… in 2025……ย ๐…. I prayed to God every day when you weren’t mine. I prayed even harder when you were out on a date with…
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Continue reading โ: The Accent
What accent? I can’t take you seriously if you come to me with that accent… you didn’t have that accent when we met! ๐ ๐ ๐ What accent?! You KNOW what I’m TALKING ABOUT!!! ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐๐๐ (devilish giggling!) Please don’t……. What accent do you want me to do, then?! American?! British?! Oh my…
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Continue reading โ: More Dreams
I had another weird dream… What was it? I dreamt of a past yoga teacher… Oh? But we’ve lost touch in real life… do you think she was trying to talk to me in my dream? What else happened in the dream? She moved to a new house, in the…
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Continue reading โ: When he brought soup…
Who brought you soup? The Taiwanese guy… When did he do this?! Were you sick?! No… we were at Buddhist camp. He shouldn’t have even been at the girls’ dorms. But he knocked on the door and he brought me soup… his stare was similar to yours… ๐คจ I’m not…
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Continue reading โ: I’ve already had weird dreams
What did you dream about? I kind of, flew up into this black hole, and the Void was telling me about you… that you love me, you want to marry me… But then in another scene there was Camilla Parker Bowles but she was sleeping… Camilla?! Yeah… almost as if…
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Continue reading โ: Final Cut
Babe… u got cut out of that edit? ๐ yes this is also part of my punishment… in the naughty corner… What happened?! I actually think I filmed a really great speech! But they said it was giving “weird & creepy” and when I pulled the recent stunt and the…
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Continue reading โ: Blonde Guy ๐
What if I told you that I can also imagine the blonde guy wearing those magazine outfits? You can? (Slightly more optimistic…) Mmmmhmmm… and we’ve already done it in my head, is this make believe?! What if he’s written mine on my upper thigh…. ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ STOP QUOTING TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS!!!…
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Continue reading โ: Don’t Like It
No, no, no — I don’t like it… Don’t like what?! The more you react lustfully to any of the magazine content, the worse I feel about myself… ๐ฅบ What?!?!?! Whyyy?!?! Because… have you SEEN the full list of credits under that magazine’s instagram post?! Do you know how many…
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Continue reading โ: No Hiding
What if I just came to you with the preppy looks, no hiding? ๐๐ Oh? Okay then, I’ll do that… I’ve already taken my clothes off. ๐ ๐คฃ you’re making me nervous… Why?! Shouldn’t you feel more confident when I react that way?! (Almost, hyperventilating)… ๐ ๐ ๐ (holding his hand to his…
