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Continue reading →: Other Celebs
Why don’t u like or fall for other female celebrities? They’re not you. Is that it? Yes… very simply. What if I become famous? Even as an influencer? Then I’m gonna date you in public as Fernando. I’m gonna go on every talk show, boast about how amazing our dates…
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Continue reading →: Cosmetics
Okay here’s what I think you did: Brow lift Nose job Buccal fat removal Veneers 😏 uhuh… You’re not going to admit it? Not yet… I’ll tell you in person… I wonder how it feels to get veneers… What if I just changed them to all gold one day? Sigh……
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Continue reading →: The Truth
What’s the truth? You’re always wondering why I love you but if I really sat down to start writing why, there’s a list that could go on for days… Every day, you even give me new reasons to add to my list. There’s things that you’re aware of, there’s things…
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Continue reading →: My Preference
My preference is that when we’re dating ur not wearing that brand… do u have any other clothes that aren’t that brand? Well… just like plain shirts and shorts from UNIQLO?! Stuff like that? 😅 That’ll do. I’d rather that. U would?!?! Yeah. I don’t mind 😏 then ur fans…
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Continue reading →: What do u think? 👀
I think u did a photoshoot with your real eyes… 😏 u remember? Yes… It freaked you out before tho It did… Then what happened? I don’t know, I just don’t believe the emotional iridology textbooks anymore… What did the textbooks say? “This person is emotionally unstable”… 😅😅😅 I don’t…
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Continue reading →: Couples Collabs
What do u think of Selena & Benny’s new music? I haven’t listened to it… Really?! I thought you loved Selena?! This is my ranking of Selena Gomez stuff: Rare Beauty Only Murders in the Building Her actual music 🎶 Hmmmmmm…. 😅 I’m kinda surprised… Sometimes I don’t mind her…
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Continue reading →: Let’s Get Married 💍
Do u wanna get married in April? My Love… as tempting as that sounds… I think it’s too soon… Why do we have to wait?! We’ve waited for so many years already! Ummm… I thought the plan was to get engaged 💍 but not yet married… Yeah but now I…
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Continue reading →: Candles 🕯
Do u like candles? I do… What kind of candles? Natural? Soy or beeswax? Ohhh I see… Did you know I used to be a Dusk shareholder? NO?!?! 😅😅😅 WHAT?!?!?! Just a tiny, tiny, very, very small stakes shareholder… held onto it for a few years, then sold the shares……
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Continue reading →: LoFi…
What r u listening to? Ummm… I’ll show u… … … … Now even Pusheen has LoFi?! Yeah… I wonder why you and your bros don’t come out with a LoFi album!??! 😅😅😅 I can’t imagine how we would produce that… Why?!?! What?!?! Why not?!?!? It doesn’t make sense for…
