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    Other Celebs

    Why don’t u like or fall for other female celebrities? They’re not you. Is that it? Yes… very simply. What if I become famous? Even as an influencer? Then I’m gonna date you in public as Fernando. I’m gonna go on every talk show, boast about how amazing our dates…

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    Cosmetics

    Okay here’s what I think you did: Brow lift Nose job Buccal fat removal Veneers 😏 uhuh… You’re not going to admit it? Not yet… I’ll tell you in person… I wonder how it feels to get veneers… What if I just changed them to all gold one day? Sigh……

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    The Truth

    What’s the truth? You’re always wondering why I love you but if I really sat down to start writing why, there’s a list that could go on for days… Every day, you even give me new reasons to add to my list. There’s things that you’re aware of, there’s things…

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    My Preference

    My preference is that when we’re dating ur not wearing that brand… do u have any other clothes that aren’t that brand? Well… just like plain shirts and shorts from UNIQLO?! Stuff like that? 😅 That’ll do. I’d rather that. U would?!?! Yeah. I don’t mind 😏 then ur fans…

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    What do u think? 👀

    I think u did a photoshoot with your real eyes… 😏 u remember? Yes… It freaked you out before tho It did… Then what happened? I don’t know, I just don’t believe the emotional iridology textbooks anymore… What did the textbooks say? “This person is emotionally unstable”… 😅😅😅 I don’t…

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    Translation

    Ummm… babe… is this the right translation?! … … … 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFLMAO!!! … … … Is it correct or not?! You can translate instagram stories now?! I think if it’s typed in on the story as text, yes? It seems to be translatable?! And it just pops up like that?…

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    Couples Collabs

    What do u think of Selena & Benny’s new music? I haven’t listened to it… Really?! I thought you loved Selena?! This is my ranking of Selena Gomez stuff: Rare Beauty Only Murders in the Building Her actual music 🎶 Hmmmmmm…. 😅 I’m kinda surprised… Sometimes I don’t mind her…

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    Let’s Get Married 💍

    Do u wanna get married in April? My Love… as tempting as that sounds… I think it’s too soon… Why do we have to wait?! We’ve waited for so many years already! Ummm… I thought the plan was to get engaged 💍 but not yet married… Yeah but now I…

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    Candles 🕯

    Do u like candles? I do… What kind of candles? Natural? Soy or beeswax? Ohhh I see… Did you know I used to be a Dusk shareholder? NO?!?! 😅😅😅 WHAT?!?!?! Just a tiny, tiny, very, very small stakes shareholder… held onto it for a few years, then sold the shares……

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    LoFi…

    What r u listening to? Ummm… I’ll show u… … … … Now even Pusheen has LoFi?! Yeah… I wonder why you and your bros don’t come out with a LoFi album!??! 😅😅😅 I can’t imagine how we would produce that… Why?!?! What?!?! Why not?!?!? It doesn’t make sense for…

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