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    Recuperation

    I don’t have the confidence to approach you yet… this trip… I know. U do? I understand… for some reason it’s more stressful than preparing for a 3 hr concert… It is!!!!! The concert is already choreographed! And scripted! And I’ve done a million of them!!! And I’m still an…

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    Instagram Ads

    Omg babe it’s outta control… they won’t stop showing me Temu ads! Do u buy from them? No!!! Never!!! I’ve never tried Temu or Shein. Everrrrrrrrr! Lol… Have you? No. But now the ad is saying they’ve just opened a Temu Warehouse in AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺 That’s insane… Lol… wow… I’ve…

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    Seaworld

    Darling, if we go to Seaworld I do wanna swim with the dolphins 🥹🐬 Okay 🥰 It’s umm… extra fees 💰 No problem 🥰 Giggles… this is the only perk of having a rich boyfriend!!! 🤭💕 😏 mwahahahaha!!! Finally!!! All my hard work was worth it!!! 😘❤️

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    Can’t Sleep!!!

    Awwwww… why not? I dunno… too excited? Lol… about what? Seeing u? Ur not gonna see me. I’m gonna see u… 👀 Hmmmm… 😏💕 Can’t we go have a coffee together? We could… is that what u wanna do? I don’t know 🤷‍♀️ Lol… How long do u have? Really?…

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    Mmmmm…

    ???? Have u landed in Australia? Not yet… Oh… Why? Just wondering… I’m on the plane right now… Which plane? It’s not a commercial flight. It’s not?!?! No… Ur on a chartered jet? Uhuh… Do the other people on the jet know who you are?! (Giggles)… yes… 😳 do u…

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    YouTube Psychic

    Babe!!!!!! 😱 What?!?!?! WHAT’S WRONG?!?!?!? The YouTube psychic 🔮 What?! What did they say!? Something about us?!?!?! THEY SAID THAT TAYLOR SWIFT PEAKED AT THE ERAS TOUR!!! AND HER CAREER WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Chuckles)… 😅🫠… is that all?! (Screaming!!!!) WHAT DO YOU MEAN “IS THAT ALL?!?!??!?!?!” Lol……

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    Koko Black

    Koko Black

    Do you remember Koko Black? Yes… Do you remember I used to LOVE Koko Black? No…? *GASP* — How could you not know this about Melbourne Nicole?! Did you EVER mention Koko Black the whole time we were hanging out?! No… (lol)… THEN HOW WOULD I KNOW?!?!?!!? LOL…. Maybe the…

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    Husky Grey

    Husky Grey

    Babe… did you wear colored contacts today? Yes…….!!!! I surprised myself, I woke up early enough and just felt like attempting it… and then I did it… I got the colored contacts into my eyes and went to work with “husky grey” eyes… Oooh… How was it? Good? I felt…

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    Lent

    Lent

    Have u been doing Lent?! No… (chuckles)… Oh? I thought you were Christian… Umm… I forgot… (shy)… So this is all just a coincidence? What is?! You gave up alcohol… you’re not seeing me… none of that was for Lent?! Oh wow — I totally didn’t make that connection —…

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    Wrinkles

    Wrinkles

    What do you call those wrinkles that are like, smile lines but when it’s resting bitch face you end up looking sad? Ummm… I have no idea… LOL… me neither! Why are you thinking about them? Because… I am trying to reverse them right now… How? You know those eye…

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