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    Lol…

    Good morning 🥰 I just randomly opened instagram… Mmm? I’ve never seen grown men on the internet acting petulant because Jisoo from Black Pink wasn’t at Coachella… Lol….. 🤣 Hmmm… didn’t know male fans could get like that…. She’s his wife… (in his mind)… he misses his wife and he…

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    Sore Arms

    I didn’t realise how much I used my arms at work… It was a workout for u? 😏 Yeah… I had the weirdest dream… About restaurants and google reviews and tik toks… 😏 u’ve been watching too many food reels… Yeah lol 😅 … so… Frodo’s chest hair…? Naturally…? As…

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    Doggy 🐶

    I left my socks on the floor and doggy’s just sleeping near the socks… I would be sleeping near ur socks too if u left me a pair of socks… Ewwww…. not dirty socks?! Lol… 😅 u don’t wanna know… STOPPPPP! NO WAY!! Lolololol 🤣 No, I would wash them…

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    Ewwww…

    What’s wrong? Someone took a sneaky video of u last week at a restaurant… I know 😒… U felt it? I saw it… What were u looking at on ur phone? Nothing… I was filming them back. I have my own records to hand to authorities… (Shudders)… Don’t worry about…

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    Hairy Legs 2.0

    I’m still wondering how u faked those hairy legs 🦵 I just grew them… NO U DID NOT 🤣 NO FUCKIN WAY! I’m being serious! No joke, my leg hairs just naturally grow out like that 😅 NO THEY DO NOT!!! U DO NOT HAVE A CARPET FOR LEGS!!! Yes……

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    Bed

    What kind of bed do u want? Oohh… whyyyyyy… are u asking me like that…!?!? 👀 😏💕💕💕💕 because… Lol…. 😈🔥 Ummm…?!?!?! A normal bed?!?! What’s a normal bed? Ummm… we can go bed shopping together… Lol… but I wanna prepare it first! Honestly I don’t know where or how to…

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    Chill LoFi

    Ur not watching anything? No… I’ve landed back on YouTube… “adorable astronaut cat space lofi songs to heal your soul in the galaxy dreamhop music” Lolllll… 🤣🤣🤣 Wow… dreamhop… that’s a genre I’ve never heard of before…! Mmm… me too, it’s the first time I’ve come across this term… I…

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    Nothing to Watch…

    Black Mirror? No… I don’t feel like it… Love on the Spectrum? I haven’t seen even one episode… What else… I don’t know… I want to watch a show about a 39 year old millennial woman sitting at home writing to herself… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol… And then her Soul Mate appears…

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    OK I’m bored…

    Lol why?! The Fairy is too sweet… omg… 🤢🤮 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol… I don’t know if I wanna keep watching… What else do u wanna watch? I don’t know… 😅

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    Chinese Drama…

    U decided on a Chinese Drama? Yes… I don’t know if it will be good, but I’ll give it a go… maybe… What’s it called? Love Between Fairy and Devil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ROFLMAO!!!!!! Lolll… anyway… we’ll see how this plays out… 👀 Actually I’m bored already. I might just go to…

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