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Continue reading →: Demon 😈
R u ok making love to a Demon? U still see urself as like this Shrek kind of monster… Yes. I doubt it… I don’t doubt it… 👀 Lol… I want u to love me for the real me… I want that too?! The real me is a Demon… Ur…
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Continue reading →: Frodo’s Tattoos
Does Frodo have tattoos? I think so… yes… How many? Which ones? Mmm… I think he has a neck tattoo… Oh? Yeah. I think he was missing me like crazy one year and just decided to get a neck tattoo where I used to nuzzle my face on his neck……
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Continue reading →: Perfectionist
Maybe u do have some planets in Virgo ♍️ Do I? I don’t remember u being like this when we first met. I don’t remember u being that much of a perfectionist. I remember u more scrappy and making silly mistakes… And then I lost you… I beat myself up…
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Continue reading →: Winding Down
R u feeling better now? Yes… I’m still surprised u found the bros that funny… Isn’t that the point?! They were entertaining their followers! Yeah I know but I didn’t expect you to laugh out loud… like it was THAT funny?! Lol… yeah… it was funny… 😏 But u haven’t…
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Continue reading →: LoL 🤣🤣🤣
What’s so funny?!?!?! UR BROS!!! What r u watching?!?!?! 👀 Their vlogs… 🤣🤣🤣 It’s funny?!?!?! I’m getting jealous!!! 😤 They’re really making me laugh out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh no, no, no, stop watching!!! Ur not allowed to laugh at them! They’re not allowed to make u laugh!!! No more watching…
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Continue reading →: 🙅♀️ No MSG
Babe… I think that restaurant had MSG… That’s why u thought it was “too salty” ??? 👀 Too salty and I had a nap and I can’t get out of bed I’m so exhausted, I don’t know how else to explain it but this is a MSG side effect that…
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Continue reading →: Disappointed
What’s wrong my love?! 🥺 I’m very disappointed with some food Tik Tokers… Oh? It’s the second time I’ve tried a place based on this person’s account and it was disappointing yet again. The Tik Tok made it look so good! I’m not going to believe them again… Oh no……
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Continue reading →: Grumpy
U never did that to me. Did what? I remember very clearly it was another guy. Lol what… Falling asleep after sex and then getting angry if I’ve suddenly woken him up for some reason… Oh? It wasn’t u… I don’t sleep. Right. It definitely wasn’t u… But I remember…
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Continue reading →: Giving the dog away
What? I’m very close to that decision right now… Why? I can’t sleep… he’s snoring after he just barked his head off at 2:00 am. Awww… Or I need to move upstairs and just leave him downstairs to sleep on his own… Noooo… 🥺 I need to buy ear plugs…
