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Continue reading →: No Poetry?
There will be more poems when we are married… and I barely have to do anything… 😏💕
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Continue reading →: Witchcraft 🧙♀️
I would like to… perform some witchcraft on some ppl… Umm… is that ethical? Is Witchcraft even real? Ummm… what do u have in mind? I feel like I’ve let my guard down recently and that’s a really big mistake. Huh? I’m not usually that friendly at work. Yes, I…
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Continue reading →: Can’t say it
What? I wanna reply to ur bro with a poop emoji 💩 🤣🤣🤣 whyyyyyy? I’m answering his question! Lol…….
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Continue reading →: I Don’t Get It
What? Why is Tori Amos ur No. 1? Have u heard her live? Ever? No… ?! Fuck!!! U’VE NEVER HEARD TORI AMOS LIVE?!?!??!?!?! NO?!?!?!!?!?!??! Then u’ll never get it. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 I’m serious. She’s THE FUCKING BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST BEST BEST BEST SINGERS IN…
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Continue reading →: Here we go
See, love? What? I don’t get it? It’s a global recession. People aren’t gonna buy Lady Gaga tickets from scalpers when they can watch YOUTUBE BLURRY FAN CAMS FOR FREE. Oh… 😅 Ya see?! I would think that a group of mid-20s millionaires sitting around filming a reality show would…
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Continue reading →: What’s wrong…?
I don’t like people… But u work in retail… Exactly… there’s so many of them around me all the time… Lol… 😅😅😅 I’m coming to marry u soon. Don’t worry. Thank u….. 🫠🫠🫠 Lolololol… 🥰🥰🥰 U seem to be more affected by long days… Yes. There is an INTROVERT BATTERY…
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Continue reading →: Paint 🎨 cake 🎂
Babe… I want u to paint me a cake… Ok???? Like this Ummm? It’s a date idea 💡 and also, paint me a cake. Right now? Yes please. I’m in a meeting. I don’t care, paint me a cake please. Okay… 🤭💕💕💕 thank u!
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Continue reading →: Relationship Status
Babe… someone asked me today if I was single. And I was so thrown off by the question coming from this person I didn’t know how to respond in the moment. What…?! I don’t know this person. But they just randomly asked me. And because I don’t know them, I…
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Continue reading →: Tmr Night
Babe, r u still going to hang out with ur friends tomorrow night? Depends. On what? How my day at work went… How so? If it was a day like today I’m not going. Awww? But wouldn’t drinks with friends be a good thing?! No. I’m an introvert. It would…
