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    Handyman

    I need a handyman for this stupid old house. I can be your handyman… No u can’t babe. Ur away. I’m married to a FIFO husband. And ur not AROUND when random stuff needs fixing! It can’t wait for me to get back? Sigh… I’ve already procrastinated from it all…

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    Foster Mama

    Baby I know what I wanna do in 2026. What do u wanna do babe? We’re gonna be married, right? OF COURSE πŸ˜πŸ’• Okay then I don’t wanna work. I don’t wanna study. I just wanna be a foster mama for kitties in need. Awww… that’s a lovely idea my…

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    I miss u πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈ

    My heart is physically ACHING πŸ’” Mine too… I miss u… I miss u!!! πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ˜ Ur making me cry too. I miss u πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ We’ll just cry together!!! πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’” πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’” do u need a hug? Yes… Hug hugs πŸ€— πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’• More… Hug hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs…

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    Breakfast?

    What’s for breakfast my love? I really feel like Buldak Ramen. But Mum thinks I have an addiction. She might even reel u in to confront me with an intervention when we’re married…. πŸ‘€ do u think u have an addiction? Ummm… I’m trying to listen to my body. And…

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    Chocolate Train

    Darling, there’s a chocolate train experience in Switzerland πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­ Do u wanna go? I was thinking Mum would like it… more than us… How bout I pay for u two to go while I’m touring Europe in 2026? Oooh… really…? Yes. Mum would like to… fly… first class… That’s not…

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    Secret Society

    Babe… what if there’s a secret society of Albinos that lived in Antarctica? I think they would’ve made contact by now. No! That’s the thing with all the Antarctica conspiracy theories! It’s too big and too cold! Modern humans haven’t finished exploring it at all! We’ve only been on the…

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    Shitty Customers

    There were some really shitty customers yesterday babe. Awww… what happened? I just don’t understand how THEY don’t have any self-awareness that they’re walking around in society as pieces of shit who can’t even respect staff or inanimate things. How do u exist like this? What kind of self-loathing vibration…

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    Meme for You

    Baby, I found a meme for you. Oh u found a meme for me? Yes… (Giggles) πŸ€­πŸ’• thank honey bunny… It’s not even a meme, it’s the Truth! (Shy, blushing)… πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

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    Man Bun

    Mmm… I like the man bun. U like man buns? Normally, I don’t care. But I like your man bun πŸ₯° πŸ˜πŸ’• okay I’ll wear it more for u… 😘😘😘❀️❀️❀️

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    New York πŸ—½

    Babe… if I had planned all this better I could have flown to New York for ur concert… I don’t expect that from u, it’s ok. U really not bothered? No! I’d be more worried if u were on ur way. Why? I don’t want u travelling alone, it’s dangerous.Β …

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