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Continue reading β: Handyman
I need a handyman for this stupid old house. I can be your handyman… No u can’t babe. Ur away. I’m married to a FIFO husband. And ur not AROUND when random stuff needs fixing! It can’t wait for me to get back? Sigh… I’ve already procrastinated from it all…
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Continue reading β: Foster Mama
Baby I know what I wanna do in 2026. What do u wanna do babe? We’re gonna be married, right? OF COURSE ππ Okay then I don’t wanna work. I don’t wanna study. I just wanna be a foster mama for kitties in need. Awww… that’s a lovely idea my…
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Continue reading β: I miss u π₯Ίβ€οΈ
My heart is physically ACHING π Mine too… I miss u… I miss u!!! πππππππππππππππππ Ur making me cry too. I miss u π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίππππππππππππ We’ll just cry together!!! ππππππππππππππππππππ π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπππππππππππππππππππ do u need a hug? Yes… Hug hugs π€ πππππππ More… Hug hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs…
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Continue reading β: Breakfast?
What’s for breakfast my love? I really feel like Buldak Ramen. But Mum thinks I have an addiction. She might even reel u in to confront me with an intervention when we’re married…. π do u think u have an addiction? Ummm… I’m trying to listen to my body. And…
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Continue reading β: Chocolate Train
Darling, there’s a chocolate train experience in Switzerland π¨π Do u wanna go? I was thinking Mum would like it… more than us… How bout I pay for u two to go while I’m touring Europe in 2026? Oooh… really…? Yes. Mum would like to… fly… first class… That’s not…
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Continue reading β: Secret Society
Babe… what if there’s a secret society of Albinos that lived in Antarctica? I think they would’ve made contact by now. No! That’s the thing with all the Antarctica conspiracy theories! It’s too big and too cold! Modern humans haven’t finished exploring it at all! We’ve only been on the…
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Continue reading β: Shitty Customers
There were some really shitty customers yesterday babe. Awww… what happened? I just don’t understand how THEY don’t have any self-awareness that they’re walking around in society as pieces of shit who can’t even respect staff or inanimate things. How do u exist like this? What kind of self-loathing vibration…
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Continue reading β: Meme for You
Baby, I found a meme for you. Oh u found a meme for me? Yes… (Giggles) π€π thank honey bunny… It’s not even a meme, it’s the Truth! (Shy, blushing)… π₯°π₯°π₯°πππ
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Continue reading β: Man Bun
Mmm… I like the man bun. U like man buns? Normally, I don’t care. But I like your man bun π₯° ππ okay I’ll wear it more for u… πππβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
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Continue reading β: New York π½
Babe… if I had planned all this better I could have flown to New York for ur concert… I don’t expect that from u, it’s ok. U really not bothered? No! I’d be more worried if u were on ur way. Why? I don’t want u travelling alone, it’s dangerous.Β …
