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Continue reading →: Worst Case Scenarios
Babe, what’s ur worst case scenario with the world right now? My worst case scenario is that u don’t get to fly back to Australia. And I have no idea why that would happen. I’m actually being very selfish for us, for once. Focus on getting back to Australia safely…
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Continue reading →: Concert
I would’ve been at ur concert today if other things had aligned… I’m so relieved that ur not… 😅 Why?! It’s stressful… stressful enough without u being here. I would be more stressed if u were here. I’m very happy knowing ur at home in Australia. Oh…? Has there been…
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Continue reading →: Dance Trends
Babe stop doing the cutesy kawaii shit, do the Mad Tsai BITE dance trend. 😅😅😅 lol what… that wasn’t in our content plans… DO THE SEXY DANCE. FOR ME PLEASE 😘❤️ (Shy) I’ll have a look… 🫠 my back still hurts tho… Sigh… but ur the only sexy guy I…
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Continue reading →: 6:00 am
I could get up, but I don’t need to. I checked in on my Little Friends already. I have visions of you spooning me. Nuzzling your face into my neck. You just wanna snuggle all day… These are your retirement plans.
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Continue reading →: AI example
This looks AI. Look at this Stray Kids example babe… That looks very real babe… 😅 I don’t know or care enough about them to know the difference… Exactly!! They need to label it as A.I. Maybe this is an Instagram responsibility?! Is it…?! I wish the fucking G7 would…
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Continue reading →: Brands
I think one of ur bros should be brand ambassador for Nike, Reebok or Adidas or something like that. Who? The shorter one. There’s two of them. Which one? Mr Muscles. They both have muscles now. Okay then one is Adidas the other is Reebok. Something like that. U don’t…
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Continue reading →: Trainwreck
**Sometimes I like to wear women’s dresses** (Slow-blinking, thinking to herself, “What am I supposed to do with that information?”) … okay… ? **Lolololol!!!** (Thinking to herself, “Is this funny to u?! R u being serious or gaslighting me?! Why can’t I tell the difference?!?! I can’t stand this! I’m…
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Continue reading →: Getting Warmer
Weather here is not in the single digits tonight… suddenly I’m like, do I need the heated blanket on at all?! Maybe not. **What temperature?** 14 degrees… but it feels warm compared to 9 degrees or even 4 degrees! Lol… **oh yeah….** I’m just scrolling mindlessly… **Is it the 2…
