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    Lizzo

    Babe I just need to quickly say this. I think Taylor Swift should collaborate with Lizzo. Why? I don’t have time to explain! It’s just something I thought of while I was driving to work!!! Lol… okay? πŸ˜…

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    Shadows

    Okay babe I just realised what’s wrong with Taylor Swift. She hasn’t done any shadow work. Ummmm…? Reputation? Ugh. That’s performative shadow. That’s not real shadow. What is real shadow? To be honest, I wonder if she has ever disagreed with her parents about anything in her life. She fought…

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    Alone Time

    Babe…? Yes my love? I wonder… Has Taylor Swift ever been alone? Like has she ever spent time just living by herself without her Mum or Dad or a male partner in her life? LOL… probably? Hmmmm… I’m not so sure… I’m sure she would have. She doesn’t need to…

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    Sims

    Babe… some people on social media are saying that “cleveland” sounds like Sims loading music… and I can’t unhear it… Bahahahahhahahahaa… Other people said it reminded them of The Office. I don’t get that as much as the Sims. Surely it’s not on purpose right? I don’t know? πŸ˜… Sigh……

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    Sigh

    Why sigh babe? I just think Taylor Swift would have more fun spending an afternoon with Lee Know from Stray Kids and his cats rather than at a football game, you know? This is the collab that she doesn’t know she needs. Musically?! Her and Lee Know? No. Not even…

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    Weirdo of the Day

    My love… someone really pissed me off today. Who?! Just a random customer. What happened?! I don’t really want to get into the details. It was just a situation that occurred. And I left the interaction like “what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!?!?!!” — she was so triggering. What…

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    New Music?

    Babe what u doing? I watched Swiftologist’s analysis of Taylor’s new songs… then I was just scrolling YouTube shorts and discovered Ella Langley? Oh? Country music? Yeah? I like it… I’m listening to it… I’m like “oh… this is a new Taylor Swift?” Ella Langley is your new Taylor? Maybe……

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    AI conversation

    I do not like Taylor Swift’s new songs. I haven’t liked any of The Life of a Showgirl songs. I don’t like Max Martin and Shellback collabs with Taylor. It just doesn’t do anything for me. I keep cringing when I hear those songs. I just can’t force myself to…

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    I don’t like it

    Babe? Mmm? Wat u doin? Listening to new music. Who’s new music? I won’t say… Why? Because… I’m not very impressed… Who is it? I don’t want to say something negative… like I don’t want to name names when it’s something negative. It’s Taylor Swift, isn’t it? I’m not saying…

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    Sigh.

    What’s wrong babe? She’s so boring. Who?! Taylor Swift? I’m not naming names. It’s Taylor. You’re bored of her. She’s lost you since Life of a Showgirl. And now this “Patient Zero” teaser is out… I’m not naming names. I could even be talking about a politician! I’m not saying…

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