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Midnight

Babe how r u? What’s wrong?

I can’t sleep πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

Why not?

My… left arm… really hurts.

What happened?

Nothing?!

I just went to work today?!

That just happens to trigger aches and soreness in my arms.

Oh…

Well……. my body hurts all over too. We’ve been dancing too much.

Sigh.

I tried to keep up my protein… my vitamins… electrolytes… everything! And it still hurts… πŸ˜…

Ya.

It be like that.

Yeah…………

Sigh.

Do u need to take something stronger?

I hope not…

What else is on your mind?

Mmmmmmmm… a lot of… random stuff…

Did you have coffee today?

Yes…

How much?

Two shots?

Ahh.

You think that’s why?!

Yup. Always. I know you by now. It was the caffeine.

But my arm really hurts.

It’s both those reasons.

Uhuh…

Let’s write a song about it!

What song?

I dunno… you tell me! 😘❀️

I think that Sabrina Carpenter already wrote Espresso and now Stray Kids have just released This and That with the “cappuccino and americano” line and there’s that other song about caffeine and anxiety — I’m not sure what other music you wanna add to the global libraries my darling?!?!?!!

Hahahhahahaaa…

What about a song about being over the age of 35 and your joints go thru wear and tear and you need protein and glucosamine and electrolytes and calcium magnesium and vitamin D and even then it’s still not enough if you’ve had a stressful day the pain still has flare ups?

Ummmmmm…. πŸ˜…… that’s an interesting angle my love….

Lemme ask AI.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA 🀣